Insanely in love

Chapter 5

Deidara's POV:

I was chilling on the couch, watching some TV when Tsunade popped out of nowhere.

"GOSH! You almost gave me a heart attack old hag!" -I clenched the area around my heart dramatically when she smacked me on the head.

"Why the fuck was that necessary?!" -I screamed and she hit me again.

"Don't fucking swear in front of me. And now listen to me. I got a job overseas as a surgeon and I won't be home for a very long time, just until I go to retirement. I'm leaving the house to you because you're the oldest. But please don't fucking burn it down. When I come back I expect the house to be in perfect state. Am I clear?" -I was so shocked when u heard all this. Who did th- Kakashi! That bastard really done it! HA KAKASHI YOU FUCKING GENIUS!!!

"Okay I'm fine with it."

"Thanks Deidara. Between us... Naruto is my favorite."

"I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE!" -I yelled as she walked away. Stupid old hag.

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"Now remember to eat properly. Ino please take care of your brothers. You know how they can be."

"I will baa-chan."

"Hey! That's not nice~" -Naruto whined. Oh my god hurry the fuck up old hag! Tobi should be here any minute.

"Um obaa-san?"

"Yes?"

"You'll miss your flight."

"Oh look at the time! Okay granny loves you bye!"

"Bye obaa-san!~"

"Goodbye granny!" -Thank you fucking lord.

"Dei this is perfect! Without old hag we can protect our secret!" -Ino squealed and I just flashed her a grin.

"Yeah.. It's very convenient..."

"Um aniki... You're scaring me..." -I just continue to smile when I heard a door bell. I got to the door and opened it just to see that there was no one outside.

"What the-"

"Missed me babe?"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE! TOBI I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT!"

"Sorry babe I just love scaring you." -He took his mask off and went for a kiss. I swear he is like a ninja or some shit...

"I told you... We are not a fucking thing. That was one night only. And besides we were both to drunk to even think about the consequences. So just stop." -I put my had over his mouth and he looked at me hungrily.

3rd POV:

"Really Deidara? You didn't say that when you were screaming for me to fuck you more." -Smirk was plastered on Tobi's face and poor Deidara was red as a tomato.

"N-n-"

"Aniki~!" -Naruto entered the room just in the right time. Deidara was so thankful for this. The situation was getting... well... awkward... Naruto jumped and hugged his brother and Deidara returned it.

"Such a lovely picture..." -Masked man interrupted. Deidara 'dusted' himself off of the lovey-dovey scene and spoke up.

"Okay enough. Listen you two. I don't know why Kakashi gave you this assignment. You two are such dumbwits..."

"Hey! That's not nice!~" -Tobi just sighed and listened to the older of the brothers as he continued.

"The assignment is to kidnap the guy. He goes by the name Genma. He's working for narco-cartels. He's famous for selling valuable information to the other mafias. We need him because Kakashi said that he have some information about the death of Kushina and Minato Namikaze." -Deidara swallowed hard by the name of his dead parents. He looked up from the photo of the Genma dude to his little brother and his blood went cold. Naruto was looking directly into the photo, his long bangs covered his eyes so you couldn't really see his bloodlust, but a maniac smile was plastered across his face. He clenched his fists and slightly gritted his teeth.