People don't undetstand me! My mom sent me to an insane asylum because i killed a couple people!Doesnt everybody do that?!?! anyways,i killed my mom and raped her dead body with a peeled banana.
My dad called the cops,but i became the spoon killer and killed him with a spoon! :D his dead body didn't give me a shrekrection,he was really really ugly...If he had an afro i would DEFINETELY get a shrekrection...becausw afros are very sexy.Sometimes i fly on a magic carpet to your house,and i watch you sleep!You don't see me,sometimes i disconnect your internet,in hope that you will notice me....notice me senpai...notice me.....notice my spoonness...let me spoon you...let me accompany you in that banana shaped bed....let me spoon you everyday...let me lock you in a cage...a better cage than what my boyfriend gets...maybe one day you will notice me? Maybe one day i will kidnap you...my van has alot of space..maybe you want to come in? Maybe??!?!I spooon you while you sleep...why don't you spoon me back?Do you not like the spoon? Spoon is nice! SPOON WON'T HURT YOU BABY!!!! Sorry...i killed my anger managment teacher today....the police think im crazy....NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEEEEEE !!!!
Authors note: This is based on a true story,a girl named Pi- Ohshit...shes here
