So....i like to ride wild shreks sometimes.They give me a shrekrection...they are furry,just like my beard.Sometimes i fly on Obama to little childrens houses and i put them in cages...after alk thats how i met my boyfriend! My boyfriend isnt moving :/ Why dont i have shrek poke him with that giant deek? Ehhh...One of my greatest talents is with your mom in bed...wait what? LOOMINATI HACKER
