Aha,so i killed that author! Now its ME writing.Sometimes,i like to find nudes on Google and make my Kidnapped boyfriend look at them and say that they are ugly!Then i show him food.He begs for the food.He thinks its Mcdonalds...its my fried toes in a box.Tasty! My grandma is taking care of me now.She understands me! She likes to kidnap fish with me,and sometimes she even helps me cook baby pie,and when im really good,she takes me to random strangers windows and we watch them! My grandma is super rich,she says its because of generous donations from charity...wow what nice people!Does grandma ever think of kidnapping babies and turning them into slaves? Grandma relates to me so good! Wait...why is grandma on the phone? Sirens? What? Oh my gosh! GRANDMA NO!!! NO GRANDMA WHY DID YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!! But grandma hasn't seen the last of Queen Lapiggers...I have alread made an escape plan in the police car.I will pretend im sick after a couple weeks in prison,i will pass out infront of the prison bars,and when they open the cage to get me out,i will make my move.I will punch one of them with my special banana and run.They won't know what hit them!!!Maybe I can get some other prisoners in on this plan....the more the merrier! Hmmm ive only been in this police car for 3 minutes and I have a plan! Obama will deport me...into his house
AUTHORS NOTE: Yes im back from the hospital,as I was saying before a young woman named Piggy is responsible for- Ohshit not again....
