Spidey used his webz on me and Obama.We be like "Les have air sex" and we did that in a web.Then a spider came next to us,so i stabbed it and scooped its eyeballs out.I fried its eyes and topped them off with some whipped cream,then i put them next to my baby pie on a plate.Im 80 years olf so my cooking skillz are level "OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I like to catch wild bananas and put them in cages.I train them to eat whoever dares cross the lands of Queen Lepiggy.I also have some servants that pretend to be statues and cage whoever comes in the land of Queen Lepiggy.If somebody manages to get to me,I use my green eyes to kill them.Im like madusa but i have bananas for hair...:D
