The Con (Gorillaz Fan Fiction)

Chapter 2- Next Detour: Plastic Beach

Murdoc glanced at the girl lazily.

"There. See? Easy, It's there."

2D shot Murdoc a confused look and turned to the girl on the bed, staring into the girl like a lion stalking a deer.. But gentler, and without the stalking part. He frowned and looked at Murdoc, then at the girl again. Contemplating on if he should hit him self on the head for clearance of his mind of what was going on.

"Eh. Uh...what?" He said in utter confusement.

2D, shuffled his feet backwards, still laying his hollow gaze on the girl, he was very unaware of what was occurring.

Murdoc interrupted his sulking.

"So are we going to play the staring down the victim game or shall we get down to business? Eh?"

2D kept staring until Murdoc coughed to indicate that he didn't enjoy being ignored. 2Ds eyes drifted towards Murdoc as his head looked as though it was locked in place. The opposite for most people staring someone down.

"We got the gassy wassy." Murdoc retorted smiling with his sharp yellowish teeth. He nodded his head towards the spray can in his hand which contained sleeping gas he had suddenly slipped out of one of his pockets.

"She'll certainly wake up if we just pounce in and grab her. She'll throw a fit and start screaming without this baby..." He continued.

"I put a little extra kick in it...you know, extra sleeping gas. Really didn't have to, works just as well without it, but I heard teenagers are really light sleepers and don't last long sleeping without waking up. That wont help us when were going back home."

2Ds eye twitched as he began to realize what he was to do. He stared at Murdoc.

"Na- No. You did not tell me this was what we were gonna do. We can not kidnap this girl." He stuttered.

Murdoc paused. His face stated carelessness of what 2D said.

"Aw we can't? I really thought we could though." He started stroking the canister of sleeping gas.

Murdoc started pacing towards the window next to the bed. He turned to 2D, his eyes gleaming fiercely.

"Are you scared 2D?" He asked coldly. "Scared that she'll act like YOU did when you realized you were on the beach for good...? "

2D started grinding his teeth together.

"But since you, POT is being a baby...I guess I, a talented individual...like myself could kidnap her...bring her back to the beach with us. We need her."

He jabbed the gas from his hand closer to his chest holding the long funnel connected to it and pointed it at the girl. His long tounge slithered out out of his mouth in a crazed fashion. His face looked as he were to do something very evil or was about to eat something very delicious.

"MURDOC! NUH-NO! YOU CAN'T"

2D reached for Murdocs arm holding the gas,and after a few meek blows to Murdocs arm, 2D realized he wasn't doing any sort of damage that would convince a thing like Murdoc not to do something.

"I'll just have to talk him out of it."

He thought.

Murdoc quickly dodged here and there out of the way to avoid 2D previous weak blows.

"MURDOC IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING YOU."

Murdoc didn't listen. Backing aways from 2D, he stepped on large tack sticking out of the floor. He screamed as if his toe had been bitten off by a honey badger. Because honey badgers don't give a shit.