The Con (Gorillaz Fan Fiction)

Chapter 14- Murdocs dicketry

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!"

Murdocs voice echoed throughout the mansion. 2D,who sat on a stood leaning on the kitchen counter, watched a picture frame hanging on the wall glide down to the floor and, brake, shattering into bits.

The creaky voice startled him once again.

"KITTEN SYLVESTRE LANE!!! COME DOWN DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!!" he howled as if he were an agitated parent.

The echo of footsteps slid down the hall down into the room Murdoc was standing in.

"Yes?" Kit strolled into the room with her guitar strapped to her back.

Murdoc held up a newspaper. His eye twitching as he grinded his teeth, his mouth almost becoming frothy.

"Oh hey. Its the London times. Where did you manage to find that?" Kit asked, quite seriously.

Murdoc burst out into a loud jesseray of terror.

"ITS NOT JUST THE NEWSPAPER!!!!" Murdoc yelled.

His eyes gleamed with fire as he hissed at Kit, who was seemingly unaffected by Murdocs yells.

This habitable behavior was common among Kit.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SEEN KIT!!! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!" Murdoc muzzled through his almost high pitched words. He seemed almost too mad to yell.

Kit looked puzzled as Murdoc shoved the newspaper into her chest.

"Read it, you inconsiderate buffoon!"

Kit scowled at Murdoc as she looked down at the newspaper.

It read in big bold letters, the first story on the page:

FANGIRLS REACT: MYSTERIOUS NEW GIRL FOUND WITH TOURING WITH THE GORILLAZ

A small girl, approximately 5,2 in height, with two long braids was supposedly seen with the band, 'Gorillaz' at the one and only live Gorillaz show in London. She was seen clinging to the shirt of 2D, along with the rest of the cast of the band Gorillaz. Although seen as a family acquaintance by many,other witnesses presume otherwise.

"I was there in the angry mob, and there was a kid,she went in the bus with the Gorillaz. She looked like she didn't have any eyes, [because] her ugly looking hair was in her face...." Reports Hillary Romson from Elstree, England.

This 'mystery girl' was caught by one of the paparazzi ,entering the tour bus along with the significant, Murdoc Niccals, Noodle, (Read pg 14 for android rumors) and Stuart Pot (2-D). When entering the bus,the bass player/bandleader, Murdoc Niccals apparently "Flipped the whole crowd off as they sped away." Says Jane Crenshaw, who was also an attendee of the concert. Witnesses say that they were in a hurry to get away, and that when the lights flickered off about thirty minutes into their show, the audience scrambled to their feet in attempt to attack the famous rock stars. The studio manager for the coliseum where they performed "THE IRENIC" admits that his electric bill was "unreasonably high", and he refused to pay the money, making the Gorillaz show end unexpectedly. This led to the dire need of electricity in the room to operate the concerts amps,speakers,and most importantly, the lights.

"You couldn't see anything." Says one fan. "So we just followed the shadows and groans from the band out the door."

"I think there was one guitar still playing at the end... even when everything was blacked out. It was real funny." Says another.