The Con (Gorillaz Fan Fiction)

Character Dialogue/Explanations/Bonus Scrapbook

Authors interview, Casts last words:

I have such a pretty imagination

2D: I don't even remember doing any of this.

Murdoc: You dont remember anything. Everything you seem to do you forget. It's like there's a little toilet in your head and when you blink, it flushes all your memories.

2D looks down, not making eye contact with anyone.

2D: I remembered how I met Kit didn't I?

Murdoc: Well you have, haven't you? And you've done that that successfully except..it did take you... 

...

four and a half months.

2D: (muffled) At least I don't get so pouty when my little guitar gets a little dink on it...

Murdoc: Shut up 2D or I'll grab that same guitar right now and stick it up your arse!!

Murdoc your the most vulgar person in the world.

Murdoc: What?? I have the right! I mean I'm still understandably mad. It was a fucking three thousand dollar guitar!!

Noodle: Shhh. No bad words.

I don't think this is necessary guys...Expecially since we just started.

Murdoc: What do you expect. I'm a cartoon character. Jamie and Hewlett made me like this.

Noodle: They seem to be fighting even more since I was gone. Is this how they were all the time?

Yes. Its phase three of Gorillaz origin where Murdoc is just a mess in terms of yelling and parading across the world with an inverted cross. They're supposed to fight with an even cause.

Kit: Phase three my ass.

Oh hullo Kit.

Kit: Hi...Who are you?

2D: She's the author. I think. Right Muds?

Murdoc: Mhmm...

feircly shoots head at both me and Kit repetitively.

Murdoc: You guys look bloody alike!

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Thats because I am actually portrayed by Kit. Shes me, or at least shes based off me. Like shes my other side. I based her whole story off of me, I tried to think of a perfect situation that I would like to happen in real life in my head. Ive acctually gone to depression clinics several times without reason. Im also very fond of 2D so I made him the second main character, like the sidekick of Kit.

2D: Slightly creepy...

Murdoc: HEY I THOUGHT I WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER.

No Murdoc...

Kit: So Im you?

I dont really know acctually...Maybe you just look like me...mabye you are me. I havnt decided yet. you have the character traits of me...like the hair and stuff. Mostly the hair, thats the most significant part.

Kit: So im you.

2D: Absolutley confusing. Ive been talking to two people at the same time. My brain is going to expload.

Murdoc: ...If you had one.

Russel: Yo Mudz. Stahp.

You know guys, just forget it.