The Con (Gorillaz Fan Fiction)

Chapter 16- No, I don't like Crackers

Kit clenched the phone in both her hands. Hoping someone would pick up. hoping someone would pick up and take her away from this damned place she was in.The phone kept ringing as her trembling fingers barley manage to hold a grip.

All that was heard was ringing and...some more ringing. Until her ear felt sore from the phone being pressed to it.

The ring didn't even sound like an actual ring after a while. It pierced through her ears, making the very audible sound even more annoying as she listened.

Why was nobody answering?

'Please answer?'

Kit wanted to get off the beach,onto the mainland, return to her family, and maybe take that trip with Paula to the guitar store.

Kit was nearly ready to give up, 

when she heard a click. She listened for a welcoming 'hello.'

She waited.

a 'hey?'

She kept waiting.  

How about a 'hi'?

Nothing.

'Even a mumble Paula don't be shy.'

Nothing was heard,except a low sounding,faint, buzzing sound. Whispy and dark, rumbling in her ear. No sound of the nice lady she'd met at the concert. Just the sound of a regular phone with no one on it, plain fuzz.

"Uhn. Hello...?" Kit finally said.

She looked up as she waited.

Nothing yet again, how quaint.

Kit was dearly confused. Maybe she wasn't available?

"HELLOOOOH." she she managed to say louder. "Its Kitten Lane. You told me to call you...at the show...you mispronounced my name?" 

Kit stopped realizing she was talking to no one.

Some more fuzz out through the telephone into her ear.

Kit made a last attempt to grab someones attention on the other side of the line. Maybe the Noodle-Radar didn't work so well after all.

"PAULA!!" She said loudly.

Kit pressed the red disconnect button. She put the phone down. It was hopeless trying to get off the beach. It was either Paula wasn't there, or Noodle had failed to prove herself as a worthy telephone wire.

'I should call the police if I'm that desperate to get out of here.' she told herself.

She was so kept in her thoughts she disnt notice the robots eye sharply open. It got up as Kits head was turned the other way, still tapping on her phone.

"Hnn. Weird."

A shadow appeared over her hand as she continued to tap on the screen of the small tablet.

She slowly turned back, her eyebrows narrowed.

Her eyes widened as they laid on the cyborg Noodle. Her eyes were now glowing red,and she looked more terrifying than ever, and coincidentally, more of a robot.

It opened its mouth, and kept it hung down for a while.

Kit sat with fright written in her eyes.

The robot managed to let out a loud screechy sound.

"ERROR ERROR! CALLER ID! CRACKER CALLER I.D.

PC PC PC. ERROR ERROR! ATTEMPTED CALLER ID. CRACKER!"