It had gotten late. Everyone was cuddling up together. You were in the middle of the cuddles. Saint thick was standing with the book of books. The holy thickness. "Alright everyone!! Time to get read from the holy thickness." He smiled and opened the book.
"Alright. First the thick virtues to live by. Ahem. Thou shall use your thickness for the good of the people. Thou may not use your thickness to harm. Thou must stride proudly, as to spread gods words of thick. Thou must always keep thickness concealed, for thou must not be provocative."
You were amazed. The soldiers were silent but listening intently. "Thou must always follow the holy thickness. For it is gods word. Thou must never reject the holy thickness, or thou shall be shot on site. And now." THERE WAS A LOUD POOF SOUND. THEY WERE ALL THICKER. "Lets head off to bed. To be blessed with thick dreams."
(SHORT BECAUSE IT NEEDED TO BE WRITTEN XD)
