St Thick had a small pool set up. It was what they used to train in. But it was time to bless!! Honeybuns was in a religious garb and was standing in the water with st thick. All the other soldiers were gathered around. Watching the event in awe. They went through it themselves. So they respected it.
"Let us begin the chonkining! For we are celebrating this glorious day! Of Pte Honeybuns getting blessed by the holy thickness." St thick said as he held the holy chonk bible. Honey was very excited. He was smiling like a dork too. "Now. Thou art a thick boi. And god bestows his blessing onto thou. Thou art a pure thick boi. Thou shall not commit lewd act unless it is a sexual consenting act in the bedroom. Thou shall not flaunt thickness. A soldier's thickness is not a sexual toy. Thou shall be blessed by god. From the holy thickness himself. You are blessed." St thick set the holy chonkness down in the grass. Then scooped water in his hands and poured it on honey's head.
"Thou shall receive the holy blessing. And thou shall be blessed with pure and holy occurrences." St thick poured more water on honey's head. "This water represents the holyness. It represents the purity of a thick boi." Honey couldn't resist and hugged st thick. "Thank you." He was a crying mess. Everyone clapped and thick hugged him back.
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