Today was a chonky wedding. St Thick was marrying the love of his life, Pte Honeybuns. Honey was in a beautiful gown while Thick was in a ceremonial suit. It showed his thick more then usual.
The two were being married by st thick himself. Yes. St thick was doing his own. "Oh, Honeybuns. I love you with all my heart and soul. And I wish to spend all of my life with you. In sickness and in health. Do you take me as your husband?" Thick said while their eyes locked. "I do!!!" Thick pulled out two rings. He slipped one on honey's finger. And honey took the other ring. "And i solemnly promise to be the best of the best. As you are my absolute one and all." Honey slipped the ring onto thicks finger and they kissed passionately. Thick hugged the emotional man tight and kissed his face over and over.
Charles was holding your hand in excitement. You were in a beautiful gown as well. And charles in a stunning suit to match. "Well. It is time for a second wedding." Thick walked over to you both. Honey gushed, he was excited to see a second couple wed. "Oh this is beautiful!!" Honeybuns gushed.
"Now. Y/n. Do you take Charles as your husband? In sickness and in health?" "I do!!" You said with teary eyes and a smile. "And Charles, do you take y/n as your lawfully wedded wife?" Thick asked while looking at charles. "I do!!!" "I now pronounce you, Chonk and Wife. You may now kiss."
Charles dipped you and kissed you passionately. You cupped his cheeks with your hands. Your fingers ran through his hair that wasn't covered by his tophat. He stood up with you and smiled. It was a chonk wedding indeed.
(There will be more)
