(Yay this chapte ris one day eayrly woohoo :/ )
"Man what the heckles man?!" Rat screamed as he was walking back to class.
He was real sad boi rn right now because of earthworm Sally running away from him,he loves her so much that he would give her his brothers poop if she liked it better.
But then they meet again as they find out there both in the same semester and cluster.
"Hello, rat" "Oi earthworm sally"
It was very quiet until bech haw lasagna walked in.
"YEE HAW YEE HAW BITCH"
"DETENTION NOW BUSTER"
Old lady man accidently z0inked bech haw lasagna back at em,em as in the rat n worm ;)
So it cause them to collapse into a pile as rats friend,'Retarded patrick' jumped on top of em.
"DUWAGAGGA" The dude from spongebob said as what he saw of the pile was nothing,
but Ship Art So he yeeted Retarded Patrick and bech haw lasagna off and forced earthworm and rat to kiss..
So that our fav OP could be real of cource ;3
"zOinKs I love you rat"
"Omg man I be crushin on u for long time i luv youuuu~"
Then they kissed and everyone clapped"Am i the only one in this school who is fairly normal and is actually here to learn about math NOT this transgender elderly screamin at two love birds?"
Said human clip art with s shocked expression.Then stockphoto watermelon man beated the living crap out of him while Rat and Earthworm Sally started doing the default dance.
There lives were complete,finally, a happy ending to our story,
But,you maybe asking,
"Wheres green screen man?!"
"Wheres narwhal man?"
"Wheres all the other characters?"Oh just you wait for the next shitpost apocalypse of a book.
Just you wait :)
No one will survive the disease powers of clone love birds,two perfect matches...Copied,to ruin lives?
Matchmaking of both worlds?
We'll see when the word counts on those are 800 and above.
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smelly fat dislike (Earthworm Sally X Rat Mostly)Finished ♡
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