Shrek and the Mosquito

Shrek or the Shrek?

"The blue haired boy was a beautiful woman. The boy is he is gonna the way I am and now." Shrek was writing on his phone after he went on Instagram and saw the challenge to keep clicking the middle of his suggested words until he made a sentence, but it wasn't going so well. "I'm a little kitten too too young and a little boy and a kitten he is so cute." "AY THERE WE GOW!" He yelled in happiness. "DONEKY I DOD THE CHALLENGE!!"
"LEWK SHREK, I rilly don't care." Donkey came in, wearing an Xbox 360 headset. "You suck at these challenges."
"OH HEH DONKEY?! YEW SUCK AT FORTNITE!" Shrek gelled.
"NUH UH TAKE THAF BACK U GREEN ONION!" DONKEY ran upstairs but a bomb exploaded, and then soon a large army of mosquitoes came in and took him away. At the same moment, someone killed donkey on Fortnite, with the user "Pan Shlimak." Shrek got mad so he called them through the game.
"PAN SHLIMAK WHY DID U KILL DONKEY?!!"
"BECAUSE I CAN!! MFFF MMM YUM YUM!" Is all he can hear.
"What are YEW EETING!!??"
"KOTLET!" Pan Shlimak yelled.
Shrek didn't care so he ended the call. He then went on the Xbox 360 to play fortnite but realized that they don't even make fortnite for that. "AW MEN! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GOW PLAY CLAB PENGUEN SINCE IT CAIME BACK!!!" So Shrek went to his Windows 2 computer and played in his green penguin. At the same time, there was a new penguin skin available called "Shrek."
Shrek got confused. "WAIT? But I'm Shrek... WHAT!!??"

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I will probably never update this idk why I wrote it but whatever.