Yes I know I'm annoying

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THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER! YES I KNOW I'M ANNOYING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN! ;-;

ANYWAYS!

"Got food?"

"No"

"Than go away!"

Hahaha, I need a life.

Okay so, this is my first ever book on here! I'm an inexperienced potato so feel free to help me out and give gramma some sugar and LOVEEE!

Anyways so here's the drill:

1) No cursing or inappropriate comments, keep it peroxide clean, okay bean?

2) Please DON'T copy my story, if you do "I know where you sleep at night!" Muahahaha.

3) 'Fresh and clean is a whistle that's Irish spring' haha, don't judge my Irish soap.

4) I'm sorry if you don't like my weirdness so dun't judge and kill 'em with kindness! #beselenagomez

5) I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY STORY!

xxVanessa 😘

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