That One Weird Girl

Chapter 1| Who doesn't like food?

(Question Of The Day) QOTD- Do you know the Irish Soap commercial?

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"Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry.." I say annoyingly as I poke my best-friend Harry's arm.

"WHAT!?" He screams in frustration.

"Did you know that it is physically impossible to lick your elbow?" I say, and start laughing.

"Did you know that it is physically impossible for you to shut up?" He says.

I snort. "Did you know that it is physically impossible for you to look good for once in your life?"

"Ha, know that is a fact everyone knows!" Kora, my other best-friend laughs.

"You guys are mean, I hate you all." Harry says, pouting as he crosses his arms over is, not-so-broad chest, haha, he has the body of chicken.

"Noooo, you loveee us." Me and Kora say.

"I really don't."

"Do too."

"Don't"

"Yes you do"

"NO i don't"

"Yes"

"No"

"Toe?"

"What?" Harry exclaims.

"Sorry I thought we were rhyming." I say.

"No and toe don't even rhyme." Kora says.

Me and Harry stare at her.

"Ohhhh, haha, they do rhyme. No and toe, toe and no. No-Toe!" She laughs.

"Did you know that it is physically impossible for Kora to be smart?" I say to Harry.

He laughs. "Tell me something I don't know."

"Okay. Did you know that McDonald's calls frequent buyers of their food 'heavy users.'" I say.

"Really?" Kora asked.

"They are so rude." Harry says as he shakes is head in disappointment.

"Are you going to eat that?" I ask as I point at Harrys untouched hot-dog.

"No, I hate it." He says.

"WHAT!?" I scream, making everyone look our way. "Sorry go back to your food, or give it to me!"

"Fatty." Kora says, stuffing a donut in her mouth.

"Coming from the person who is shoving donuts in her mouth. Your going to share right?" I say, making her laugh.

"Sure." She says scooting to me, I take a donut and eat it happily.

"You guys disgust me." Harry says.

"Why?" Kora asked.

"Why are you eating so much food?" He questioned.

"Because we like food? Why do you have to judge us? Why don't you eat food? Do you not like it?" I ask.

"No."

"WHAT!?" Me and Kora scream.

"Who doesn't like food!?" I yell.

"Me, obviously, well some food." Harry says, rolling his eyes.

"I like all food, except Brussel sprouts, uncooked broccoli, cheesy eggs, green eggs and ham..." I begin.

"Green eggs and ham isn't a thing." Harry says.

"Thing 1 and two are things, why can't green eggs and ham be a thing?" Kora asked.

"Right, plus, yes it is, you just put green food coloring on it, and SHA-BOOM! You got you some green eggs and ham." I say.

"You guys scare me...." Harry says.

"Were not as scary as your face, and the fact you don't like food still disturbs me, like who are you?" Kora said.

"I'm Harry, nice to meet you." Harry says holding out his hand.

"I'm Kora, nice too meet you Harry!" Kora says, shaking his hand.

I face-palm myself. "I need some new friends, preferably smart ones."

"You aren't smart either, you just want smart friends so you can copy their work." Harry says.

"Exactly."

Harry and Kora laugh.

"Kora..... your laughing with and touching the food-terminator." I say.

She screams. 

I laugh as Harry's eyes widen as he covers his ears.

"Shut-up!" Someone yells

"I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE!" Harry says.

I stand up and go to Harry, I force him to stand up and hug him. "GUYS THIS IS MY BESTIE HARRY!"

"Don't know who this is! She is just some crazy lady touching me!" He says, shoving me off.

"If you say I'm a crazy lady than you do know me, as the crazy lady. You nincompoop." I say.

He groans. "Lord help me."

"But still who doesn't like food?" Kora says, wiping away REAL tears, hahahahaha.

So how was it? Yeah, yeah, I know.... its cringey and weird. But hey! That defines me so of course I'm going to make my story like this! Anyways:

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xxVanessa 😘