*Luke’s POV*
So I’m so lame, I actually set an alarm for 6:30 so I’d be prepared. Of course I knew I didn’t need an hour and a half but I did know it would take the boys awhile to wake up and to get down stairs for the food and to come back upstairs and I just knew it would be a mess.
I walked into the bathroom and played with my hair for 10 minutes, finally getting it to quiff, then I tried to get the boys up.
“Ashton, wake the fuck up and put some pants on” I said shaking the sandy haired boy. “Don’t cuss” he mumbled, rolling over. I signed then moved on to Michael. “Get up, it’s almost time to eat” I said. He didn’t respond.
Now I’m so tired and already so done so I just threw something at Calum, I think it was a pen, and it hit him in the face. “OWWWW” he said, sitting up.
“Great, you’re up, now put your pants on” I said eagerly.
“Did you do your hair?” he asked, rubbing his eyes.
“Of course I did” I said, looking for a sweater to wear. I could hear Calum chuckle, probably making fun of me.
I frantically threw off my white tshirt I slept in and threw on Michaels red sweater. I liked it better on him but sweaters are supposedly cute on boys and I’m trying to be cute so yay sweater.
“Will you please try to wake them up for me?” I asked Calum, who grunted in response. “Wake up Michael” he tried, shaking him forcefully.
“What do you fucking want?” Michael yelled. “We need to get dressed and ready for breakfast” I heard Calum say. “What time is it?” Michael mumbled.
“It’s 6:47” Calum sighed. “Are you kidding me?” Michael groaned.
“You all need to take a shower. It smells like a petting zoo in here” I gripped at them.
*Phoebe’s POV*
“Shit shit shit” I almost yelled as I looked at the clock. It couldn’t have been 6:50 already!
I instantly jumped up and ran to the bathroom to brush my hair and teeth and pee and stuff. When I finished I called Kandice.
“Are you up?” I asked as she picked up. “Yes, why wouldn’t I be?” she laughed.
“What are you wearing?” I asked her. “Wow, at least buy me dinner first” Kandice said.
“Fuck you, you know what I mean” I griped. “Shorts and a tank top, damn!” she griped back.
“Put on pants” I said and hung up.
What about my pants? Should I really wear these reindeer pants? And what about my shirt? Is a v-neck slutty?
I couldn’t decide so I called Roxy because I knew she’d be brutally honest.
“Hello?” she answered.
“Are v-necks sluttly?” I instantly asked. “No. well… I guess it depends” she said.
I heard music in the background so I knew she was either ready or almost ready and that make me feel a lot better about the train wreck that was going to happen in about an hour.
“Well, it’s pink?” I said. “Ew, that one? That one’s not slutty” she laughed and hung up.
I swear every time they hang up without saying bye I die a little.
I sprayed my room with a little bit of perfume and texted the girls, telling them to met me down stairs at 7:30.
I sat and watched the news for awhile, gagging at the sound of “24 degrees”, and left my room two minutes before I had to be down stairs.
I guess we all had the same idea and exited our rooms at the same time. We all laughed as we walked into the elevator. It wasn’t funny but it was funny, you feel?
*Ashton’s POV*
I was last to wake up and last to shower and Luke was screaming his head off at me through the bathroom door.
“Hurry up, Ashton! It’s 7:43, we need to be down stairs!”
“I’m trying!” I screamed back, washing the shampoo out of my hair.
“Try harder!” Luke screamed again.
I almost slipped as I quickly got out and got dressed. Luke had set clothes out for me, he’s too cute, and I tried so hard to pull them onto my wet body.
“Hey, we’re leaving” Michael said, knocking on the bathroom door. I flung the door open and quickly followed them out.
It was cold and I was very upset, I hate being rushed and I especially hate being cold.
When we got down stairs it took Luke all of three seconds to fill his plate and yell at us to hurry up.
“You’re only going to eat an orange and a piece of toast?” Calum asked him, as he poured cereal into a bowl.
“No, he’s not, I’ll get you a cinnamon roll babe” Michael said. “Don’t call me babe” Luke scowled.
“What about honey?” Mike laughed. “No! Just hurry up!” Luke yelled.
Thank god nobody else was down there, he was being so loud.
Finally we made it to the elevator with our food. “It’s 7:58” Luke sighed, checking his phone.
“Calm down, will you? We all know the moment you step in you won’t say a word” I laughed. He instantly whipped his head around to face me saying “That’s not true, we spoke fine last night.”
“But what about the other girls? You haven’t spoken to any of them yet” Calum said.
“Well neither have you guys” Luke barked back. “Well, we’re just going to have to play it cool then” I said as we exited the elevator and found our way to Phoebe’s door.
