Alarms

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jen- can you pick up batteries for smoke alarms today? i don't wanna die...

jin- then don't lite anything

on fire.

jen- see.... thats impossible.

jin- due to cooking?

jen- no, due to me being hella hot.🔥

jin- and hella thick.😏

jen- bitch you callin me fat!?😡

jin- nope. im calling you

not-too-skinny-and-just-perfect

jen- damn im too perfect.💁🏻‍♀️😈

jin- damn im too handsome.😆

jen- do you know whats gonna be the most damned thing?

jin- what?

jen- your ASS when you enter this house without the fukin alarms!

jin- YES MA'AM!

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