DBZ ONESHOTS

Goku x Goddess Reader (Kinky L)

Heyo, just got part 1 of my exam done -_-

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"Beerus, this is nonsense and you know it..."

"Yes...I know (Y/N)..."

You were currently scolding Beerus for him clumsily putting the responsibility of a "Son Goku" whom you have never met, in your hands. You rolled your eyes as he sighed. He knew you could destroy him faster than Thanos could snap his fingers, and he didn't want to see you mad like he did 3,000 years ago.

"But you're the perfect one to train him!" he argued, pointing a finger in your direction. You rolled your eyes and picked at your sparring (Shorts/Pants/Spandex), scowling and looking at him. "And why is that, your lordship?" you spoke sarcastically. He put his hands over his face and growled. "BECAUSE YOU'RE A SAIYAN GODDESS!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. 

"THE ONLY SAIYAN GODDESS TO EXIST THROUGHOUT THE MULTIVERSE! THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH?" he asked, glaring. You smirked, "Nah, get down on your knees and bow. That would be pretty specific..." you said. He glared, clenching his fists. "That still doesn't explain why I should be the one to train him. My patience is running thin Beerus..." you growled as Beerus took a step back.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU CHUCKLING AT WHIS-"

"I'll train him."

"WHY-wait, what...?" he spoke, confused. You smiled, "Yeah, sure. S'been a while since I've met another saiyan..." you spoke, looking at the clouds above the golden palace. "Well, later skater. I've got a lot of work to do..." and just like that you were out of there. Coincidentally, the second you left Goku arrived on Beerus' world. 

"Hey-a Whis!-WHOA! What's the huge power level! It's bigger than Broly's at Ikari level!" Whis chuckled. "It's the saiyan goddess whom will train you, Goku." he spoke. He smiled, "THERE'S A SAIYAN GODDESS! THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL!" he yelled, causing Beerus to cover his ears. "Jeez, Goku. Be quieter next time, damn fool!" he scolded.  

"Is she nice?"

"eh..."

"Is she...helpful?"

"eh..."

"Is she powerful?"

"Stronger than me."

"What about...pretty?" Goku blushed. 

Beerus chuckled. "Looks like someone's a little lovesick..." he spoke mockingly. Goku chuckled, "Well...maybe a little? It's been a while since me and Chi-Chi were together..." Beerus rolled his eyes. "Be careful Goku..." he smiled and nodded. He locked onto a power and he was for sure it was you, he quickly teleported there and-

"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Goku screamed back as you scared the living shit out of you. "Who the hell are you...!?" you said, powering up a blast. "I'm son Goku...!" you stopped the blast as you rolled your eyes. Speaking of eyes, you couldn't take yours off of him. "Wow...she is pretty, even for a goddess!"  he thought. "He is...good looking, I certainly can't deny that..."  you thought reluctantly. He took a look around your world, his eyes eventually wandering to your (Big/Average/Small) chest. "Hehe~ Just how I like 'em..."  he thought. (A/N: Don't deny it, goku's always been a pervert by heart.)

"So, are you truly ready to train, son Goku?" you asked, smirking. He smirked back, "Depends, are you good enough...?" he asked cockily. You glared at him.

"..."

"..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SORRY!" he yelled as you summoned a fresh package of needles. You decided to tease him some more. You fake cackled "Looks like someone's missed their yearly CHECK-UP THIS EVENING!" you yelled, laughing. You heard his screaming as you ran after him, chuckling. He finally stopped after almost 13 hours of running. He ran out of stamina, and fast. "Help...!" he yelled. You snapped the box away, laughing.