DBZ ONESHOTS

Vegeta x Reader P2 (F)

fluff uwu

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"Damn Bastard..." you spoke as you saw kakarot dining on food with a big group of losers. You smirked as you tugged on your gloves in anticipation, it would be so fun to ruin this mans life right then and there. "Vegeta's gonna take about a year to get his ass over here..." you spoke. "Might as well have some fun. But first...Earth food." You smirked. You've heard rumors that it was delicious. 

You looked down at your battle armor. "Hm, guess I'll just wear this." you began walking down the sidewalk to a restaurant, stomach growling. You followed the scent of a buffet nearby. You opened the door to the restaurant and almost immediately everyone looked at you, thinking you were some weird cosplayer. You glared at them and they immediately went back to eating.

"Hey, woman!" you yelled at the waitress who stood in front of you. She quivered in fear as she took a step back. "H-hello! And welcome to-" "Yeah, yeah enough with the introductions. Just find me a seat." she gulped audibly, "Alright ma'am, let's find you a seat." you narrowed your eyes at everyone you walked past. 

"Alright ma'am, is there anything you'd like to drink?" you quickly scanned the menu, reading under the "adult beverages" hey, you were an adult after all. "I'll have this thing called...the fireball whiskey, that's how you pronounce it?" you spoke. She widened her eyes. "M-ma'am, that's the most strong drink we have! It feels like literal hell!" she said. You looked her up and down, "Try drinking an Ice-jins blood, it comes down to only if you have to do it, but that shit burns trust me." She looked at you as if you were crazy "I have absolutely no idea what that is..." you growled, "Go get me my drink, NOW." she ran away and apologized. 

"Stupid Earth people..." you said. She brought back your drink in the literal tiniest bottle. You growled at her, "Bring me a bigger glass, you peasant." she was about to speak once more, but you cut her off with a harsh glare and she ran back to the kitchen. "Stupid...now what to eat?" you asked yourself. "The kimchi with sushi sounds nice..." you set the menu down and settled with that.

She quickly arrived with your drink in a bigger glass as you snatched it away from her and drank it quickly. You looked up from the glass, feeling stares on you, everyone expecting you to lash out from the burning sensation in your throat. You looked around boredly, licking your lips and wiping your chin. "Unsatisfied, this tastes more dull than water. Forget it, I'm out of here." everyone gawked at you as you closed the door. 

"Real looker she is...but real scary to..."

TIME SKIP 

"Damn it, why won't this thing work...?!" Vegeta said as he punched the keypad on the pod. "I swear if this is all a big set up!" he growled. He winced as he gathered enough strength to stand up and start walking instead of crawling, there was absolutely no life besides the grand elder and his partner on that, so he didn't have to worry about anyone tracking him down...except that damn Earthling, brat and Freiza. 

"Gr...DAMN THIS-oh..." he paused momentarily to look at the control pod. 

"...I guess it would help if I pressed the "ON" button first."

***

"He should've launched by now..." you spoke quietly as you walked around. You pursed your lips in confusion, "So why isn't that tracker saying he's moved? Is the stupid thing broken?" you growled. Either he was dead, which would be extremely unfortunate, or he was an idiot and forgot to turn it on.

Knowing him probably the second outcome.

You felt 3 large levels of power coming closer, you quickly ducked and hid behind a wall as the three people walked in front of you oblivious as to where you were. "Damn it! Looks like Krillin, Kakarot and that Namekian have decided to go on a little shopping spree!"  you thought. You looked down at your clothes, knowing why the Earthlings have been staring at you. 

I suppose it's time for a change of attire...

***

After getting form fitting leggings and a tank top with a brown leather jacket, which you still found necessary to wear your Saiyan boots with, you made your way around the city to explore for another 365 days.

"..."

*TIME SKIP*

"Holy shit it's been a little over a year how is he still not here? I might just destroy the Earth myself...! That prewd jellyfish I staking to much time, looks like he's not worth it..."  you left Earth about a month ago to go explore around Earth to see if Vegeta was flying around, but you couldn't manage to find him.

"Damn it, well...time to go back to Earth to destroy it MY-FUCKING-SELF." you sped quickly through the space pod, angrily and aggressively clicking the buttons to control it. 

You quickly approached Earth, only to find it weird that the atmosphere was a rusty color, and the water looked slightly more...green? You twitched your lip as you landed on Earth. It was mass destruction everywhere, you saw humans on their knees building shrined and serving...Vegeta? You saw several banners and large staircase leading up to a beautiful palace. He changed Earth so that it looks almost exactly planet Vegeta...you'd have to give it to him, he did an extremely good job. 

You smiled, Vegeta did return after all, and he did care-!

"WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE YOU LOWLIFE CUNT!" 

"W-we've been looking forever, we can't find her!" 

You flinched as you looked up and 15 meters up (the height of the stair case), hearing him bark orders excessively to find me. You figured you'd maybe play around with him and stay hidden, until a bag of flesh decided to lay their hands on you. 

"H-here you are! Vegeta shall reward me for finding you!" a middle aged woman preached as she clung to your legs. You widened your eyes as you furrowed your eyebrows downward and formed your lips into a scowl. "GET THE HELL OFF OF ME YOU WORTHLESS, LOWLIFE PEICE OF SHIT!" you screamed at her as she backed up in fear of her safety. "MY SAIYAN ARMOR IS NOT TO BE TAMPERED WITH BY THE LIKED OF YOU." you grabbed her by the collar of her sweater, "DO YOU HEAR ME?" she nodded aggressively.

You suddenly saw everyone looking at you, including Vegeta. "Damn it, so much for a tease." Vegeta smiled as he ran down the stairs and quickly embraced you with a long kiss. You smiled back and eventually broke it. "You have no idea how glad I am to see you, it's been insufferable without you." he kneeled down as you smiled, "So,(Y/N)..."

"Be my queen?" he said. 

***

You gasped as you woke up from your dream, looking at the sky out of your window on your house on planet Vegeta, getting ready to go to high school on planet Vegeta. Being a teenager on Planet Vegeta was no easy task. 

Especially when THE  Prince Vegeta asks you out to prom. 

You really took a moment to wonder though, that dream about you and Vegeta seemed so real...it's not like the dream could be the nearby future...

Right?

You smirked...

"Guess I'll just have to find out."