Peter: Hey! Hey Mr Thor! You dropped this.
Peter *holds Mjölnir*
Thor *looks down to see a tiny innocent child*
Thor:
Loki:
Hulk:
Avengers:
Thanos:
Everyone else:
Tony: see him? That's my kid. Right there. In the spiderman suit.
***
Peter *touching any and every alien stuff in a flying doughnut ship*
Stephen: Hey don't touch that. Stark, can you please control your son?!
Tony: he's not m- PETER PARKER PUT THAT DOWN OR SO HELP ME!
Peter: sorry!
Tony: as I was saying. He's not my son.
***
Tony: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Peter: ok but in my defense MJ bet 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Tony: that's not what I wanted to- wait you drank shampoo?
Peter: what?
Peter: no.
***
Peter: At my funeral I'm going to have a kahoot game with 1000 questions about my life whoever wins gets my entire will.
Tony: bold of you to assume I'm going to let you die.
***
Peter: I crave death.
Tony: but you're a child.
Tony: you should crave sleep
Peter: and the souls of innocents?
Tony, vigorously throwing a blanket at Peter: sleep.
***
Steve: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Bruce, sighing: it's Tony's turn...
Tony: *ahem* fuck shit up out there and don't die and I'm looking at you parker.
Nat *wipes a tear away*
Nat: inspirational
Peter: 😑
***
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