One Bad Day (Joker Deku AU Book One)

Hush Little Baby

All For One and the League of Villains have launch their attack. All Might has clashed with the villain. As this happens, the class of 1-A were their to simply watch as the two titans fought. Suddenly, an explosion happens at a nearby hospital. 

Ochaco: What was that?!

Tsuyu: Looks like it's coming from the hospital! 

Ochaco: I'll go check it out! People are going to need our help! 

Iida: Please be careful Ochaco!

Ochaco: I will!

Ochaco ran to the hospital to help whoever was at the hospital. Meanwhile, Joker and Toga had entered the hospital and began killing all the hospital staff. 

Joker: I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!

Toga: ME TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Joker and Toga continued their bloody massacre at the hospital. All the staff were defenseless against the insane duo. They soon reached the maternity where a nurse steps in.

Nurse: Please! Don't hurt the babies!

Joker simply shoot the nurse in the head, killing her. Joker laughs as the babies still sleep. 

Toga: AWWWWW!!! They're so cute! I've always wanted to be a mommy!

Joker pulls out a remote detonator from his coat pocket. 

Joker: Time for a bang!

Joker presses it and detonates a bomb near the entrance to the hospital, creating the explosion Ochaco will see. 

Joker: I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING! NOW HIMIKO! Get the cart! We're going to move these babies to another room! Maybe to the Nursery room!

Toga: That's a great idea! I'll get the cart!

Toga grabs a cart and Joker carefully places each baby in the cart. Once he does so, Toga pushes the cart all the way to the Nursery. When they get to the Nursery room, they kiss. 

Toga: I love you sweetie!

Joker: I love you too my little minx! 

As the babies begin crying, Joker takes the time to soothe them to stop them from crying.

Toga: Oh Joker! You're a natural! 

Joker: Elementary my dear Himiko! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ochaco gets to the hospital and is horrified to see the bodies of several hospital staff scattered on the ground. She sees one of the orderlies, still moving and rushes to him. 

Ochaco: What happened?!

Orderly: V...v....villains......they came in and.......started killing.....all the staff!

Ochaco: Who did this?

Orderly: One of them looked like a......clown. The other.......a schoolgirl! Hurry! They were heading towards the maternity ward! Please!

Ochaco: I.....I will!

The orderly dies from his wounds sustained by the mad couples attacks. She realized that Joker and Toga were responsible for the attack on the hospital. Meanwhile at the nursery, Joker cradles one of the babies.

Joker: Oh Himiko?

Toga: Yes sweetie!

Joker: Could you be a dear and head back to my place?

Toga: What?! But why?! I wanna have fun too!

Joker: I know you do Himiko, but I have a feeling our fun is about to be rudely interrupted.

Toga: AW JOKER!!!!!

Joker: There there Himiko! I'll meet you back home once I settle a little business here. 

Joker gives Toga a passionate kiss as she skips to the nearest exit out of the hospital. Meanwhile, Ochaco walks through the hospital corridors. She sees the countless bodies strewn across. She felt sick to her stomach, but she had to do this. She knew that going in there alone without a Pro to help, but there was no other option. As she walks, she hears singing.

Joker(Singing): Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mocking bird, If that mocking bird don't sing, Papa's gonna buy you a golden ring. If that golden ring turns brass, Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.

As he continues singing, Ochaco follows the sound of the singing. When she finally reaches the source of the singing, the young hero in training sees Joker cradling a baby in a room full of babies crawling around.

Joker: Hush Ochaco! You'll wake the baby up!

Ochaco: Joker! Where's your girlfriend?

Joker: She's on her way home! It's just you, little ole me, and all these cute babies! 

Ochaco: You killed all those people.....

Joker: You damn right I did! Himiko too! It was so funny!

Joker lets out an unsettling laugh, sending chills down her spine. 

Joker: I wonder what Quirks these babies are gonna have? Ice? Fire? The ability to control plants? Or will some of these kids not get any Quirks like me? So many options! Isn't evolution a funny thing?

Ochaco: What do you want?

Joker: Say Ochaco, what should I do with these babies? Should I smash their heads in with a crowbar? Or should I just bash them against the wall? Ooh! Ooh! Maybe I should just toss them out the window and see them fall! So many options!

Ochaco is sickened by Joker's way of casually thinking of ways to kill babies. 

Ochaco: How could you think like that?!

Joker: Simple! I'm a simple guy with a love for murder and mayhem! I just want to watch the world burn! 

Ochaco prepares to charge at Joker, but Joker pulls out his gun and aims it at the baby's head. This cause Ochaco to stop in her tracks. 

Joker: I wouldn't do that if I were you! I got a real itchy trigger finger!

Ochaco prepares to use her Zero Gravity Quirk, but Joker gives her a fair warning.

Joker: Make me float and the baby floats with me! All I have to do is squeeze this baby's little neck until it stops breathing! So I wouldn't do that either! 

Ochaco can't help but feel a sense of helplessness as Joker cradles the baby with the gun still aimed at his head, still laughing his twisted laugh. 

Joker: You know what? Maybe I should do this!

Joker let's go of the baby, but Ochaco catches the baby. But as she does so, Joker aims the gun at Ochaco's head and pulls the trigger. 

Joker: So much for Uravity! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Joker takes out his notebook and doodles something in it.

Joker: Time for me to go. I hope Ochaco doesn't mind watching over all these babies! OH WHO AM I KIDDING!? OF COURSE SHE WON'T MIND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

But before Joker leaves, he goes to the dead Ochaco and takes her helmet now bloodied and damaged. 

Joker: Can't forget the souvenir!

Joker exits the Nursery room laughing while the babies begin to crawl around Ochaco's corpse.