Best. Date. Ever.

Chapter 1

Collaboration with @Angel_Vanessa

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"Levi...?" Petra asked shyly.

"What?" Levi replied. Not turning his head to gaze at Petra who was standing in the doorway of his office.

"Umm... I was wondering if you wanted to... I don't know... Maybe go and get some pizza and then go see a movie with me?" Petra asked. Her head down, her eyes gazing up only now and then.

"Like as a date?" Levi asked.

"If I said yes would you say yes?" Petra asked.

"Yes." Levi whispered to himself.

"What was that?" Petra asked him.

"Umm, no. Not as a date. Only as friends hanging out." Levi stated. He still didn't look at Petra.

"Oh okay." Petra frowned. This was the answer that she was most dreading.

"So, now what?" Levi asked her.

"Umm, I don't know. I guess, just pick me up at my house then. I'll see you around 7." Petra said then turned the other way and began to walk out of Levi's office.

"Fine, see you later." Levi said. Finally turning his head, he watched Petra walk out of his office and down the hall.

"Why the fuck .. did I fucking .. say fucking .. yes. Fucking .. shit .. dick!" Levi yelled as his banged his head against the table.

"What's wrong?" Hanji peeked her head into his office as she was walking by.

"Fuck off, shitty glasses!" Levi yelled at her.

"Whatever, shorty." Hanji said, and walked further down the hall.

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2 hours later

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*Knock Knock*

"I'll get it dad!" Levi could hear Petra's voice on the other side of the door.

"Son of a-" Levi began to mumble until Petra opened the door. He was stunned by her beauty. It was quite simple but anything on her looked quite elegant. Petra was wearing a black tank top with a dark blue jean jacket and a pair of light blue skinny jeans. Her light ginger hair falling perfectly down to her shoulders. Her black converse completing her outifit.

"Hey!" Petra exclaimed.

"Ready?" Levi asked, pulled back to reality.

"Yeah. Bye dad!" Petra called to her father. She skipped and hopped down the porch steps and then landed next to Levi.

"So what d'ya wanna do first?" Levi asked Petra as they strolled down the driveway.

"How bout pizza first and then the movie." Petra said.

"Sounds good." Levi said and they walked to the nearest pizza parlor.

"Hi. What can I get this cute couple today?" The woman behind the counter asked.

"We're not a couple." Levi said, gesturing to him and Petra. You could hear the sound of Petra's heart breaking into two.

"Oh, What a shame. You two are really cute together." The counter girl said.

"Yeah. Anyways, we'll have two slices of pepperoni pizza." Levi said. Petra blushed as Levi ordered for her.

The girl behind the counter walked towards the back and around the corner while a new guy came out.

"Hey there doll. Anything I can do for you?" The guy behind the counter said. He took Petra's hand and kissed the top of it. A light blush appeared on Petra's face as Levi rolled his eyes in annoyance.

The pizza guy slid his hand more towards Petra's. Levi grabbed a plastic fork off to the side and plunged it into the man's hand.

"You can get the fuck out of here." Levi said. Blood starting to squirt from the man's hand.

"Oh my god! Levi!" Petra screamed. "Oh my god! How could you do that to him?!"

"You know what we'll just take that pizza to go." Levi said as he wrapped his arms around Petra and threw her over his shoulder.

"Put me down!" Petra screamed.

"Stop screaming. It looks like I'm kidnapping you."

"You are!"

"Umm, last time I checked you invited me." Levi said.

"Levi! Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" Petra kicked and screamed. She kept screaming at Levi, while calling out to the man and apologizing. With his other hand, Petra saw the man grab his wrist. He was too shocked to even scream out in pain.

When Levi thought they were a good enough distance away from the pizza parlor he set Petra on the ground on her feet.

"Oh my god! What was that?!" Petra yelled at him.

"What did I do? I didn't do anything wrong. Only giving what that American pig deserved." Levi said.

"What did you do?! Your asking me what did you did?! You stabbed a man with a fork! A plastic one!" Petra yelled. Petra then sat down on the sidewalk crisscross.

"What are you doing?" Levi inquired.

"I am staying here until you apologize." Petra folded her arms.

"Get up." Levi ordered.

"Nope, not until you apologize." Petra said sternly.

"Get up, people are staring."

Petra shook her head. "Nope. Not until you apologize."

"Ugh, you forced me to do this." Levi knelt down and scooped Petra up into his arms. Her still sitting crisscrossed.

"Oh my god! What's so wrong about apologizing?" Petra asked.

"It wasn't my fault. If anything he had it coming." Levi kept walking towards the theater.

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10 minutes later.

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"Ughhhh! Put me down!" Petra lightly slapped Levi.

"No."

Another slap. "Put me downnnn!"

"No."

"Oh my god, your so stubborn!"

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5 minutes later

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Petra was now fully asleep, snuggled into Levi's chest. Levi by now was heading in the direction of her house. Hanji came into view and sees Levi carrying a sleeping Petra. Her face lit up like a kids on Christmas.

"Oh shit." Levi whispered.

"Aweee!" Hanji screamed. She ran over to Levi and the sleeping Petra. Totally fangirling over the two of them.

"Shut it shitty glasses." Levi whispered.

"I totally need to take a picture of this!" Hanji whisper-screamed. She took out her phone and quickly snapped a picture. "I'm sending this to Erwin, I'm sending this to Eren, I'm sending this to Gunther, I'm sending this to everyone!" Hanji fangirled. And before Levi could stop her, she ran off giggling.

"She is so dead." Levi mumbled to himself. He carried Petra the rest of the way home, until she awoke when he knocked on her door. Petra stirs for a moment before opening her eyes and looking around. She lays her head back on Levi's shoulder before doing a double-take.

"Good morning Petra."

"Wait a minute!" Petra yells practically jumping out of Levi's arms.