Akali x reader oneshots and stuffs

(Jock?) Akali x Childish Reader - Headstart

(this takes place in a event the school is holding where the students get to roam the halls and chat in order to make new friends, most are in usually empty rooms talking or playing games so the hallways are pretty empty, that is why there are not as many kids or teachers around. also idk Akalis eye color, i think its red but idk cause of my stupid friends, and i don't really know the definition of 'jock' so i searched it up and this is one of the first things i found on google,

 -Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for. on urbandictionary-

  that's what i found so if anything is wrong or weird tell me and i will probably try and fix it  also i tweaked it a bit cause i feel like Akali would be a bit sweeter XD ;-;)

i flicked my friend on the nose as they laughed, i had been quoting stupid Tumblr posts and memes all day and they are nearly done with my crap. they looked up pushing me lightly as i smiled "you're so stupid!" they snorted leaning on their locker shaking their head to calm down as we heard chuckling and talking from down the hall, i looked over and my eyes widened. they looked at me confused before i opened the locker and pushed them into it, i knew how to open it so i could get them out. it was a group that always bullied my friend, i may be the most childish of my group but i knew how to handle people, "stay in here, i'm going to drive these punks away from you, ill come get you later, stay quiet..." i whispered to her. 

i looked on the floor until i found a small rock, the group had started screwing with a guy who had glasses on. i grabbed the rock and positioned myself in the middle of the hall a little ways away from them. they were all guys except for one female who seemed to just sit back and laugh and tease, she didn't look like she wanted to hurt him... physically at least, mentally was another story. "hey!" i yelled to them, they all flicked their heads to me, the girl narrowed her eyes at me, "is that a teacher?!" i yelled pointing behind them, they were all stupid enough to look in fear and i threw the rock, hard enough to hurt but not hard enough to do any damage, it hit the girl, square in the back of the head. 

that made them mad,the girl turned glaring daggers into my soul holding the back of her head as the rest got up and started running after me, i laughed and started booking it down the hall "catch me if you can suckers!" i yelled. i heard a few of them trip and fall on the wet floor i passed around quickly, eventually they had all either gave up or slipped on some wet floors. i kept track of the janitors since i'm always running from people, why? i like screwing with people, a bit too much, but still. i laughed to myself lightly slowing my pace a bit, that was before i was bashed into on my side and knocked into a wall. i yelped feeling myself be pinned to the wall with someone keeping me still by holding the front of the neck of my (f/c) hoodie.  "caught you" i heard a feminine voice murmur,  i squinted my eyes open to see the woman i threw the rock at. now that she was closer i could see her a lot better, and son of a rocky road she was hot, she had black hair and... red eyes? or yellow? i cant tell, i think they are red though.

she glared at me before a smirk made its way onto her face. "i didn't think you would outrun them, but i was wrong, i expected you to have at the least a swollen eye or a bruising stomach" she laughed her free hand petting my face gently. "screw you, you're a piece of chocolate covered strawberries" i hissed, i always censored myself, i hated cursing. she looked at me confused before she started laughing really hard, she snorted but soon calmed down. "wow, okay, that was unexpected..." she huffed as her free hand moved from my face. she hummed in thought staring at me for a minute before leaning in near my face licking her lips. "you got some gut throwing that rock at me sweetheart... i like it..." she whispered. i squeaked and jumped slightly as i felt her hand grab my butt through my black leggings. "h-hey! get you're hand off of-!" i was cut off by her kissing me, my arms that had been holding the arm with my hoodie in her hand moved around her neck as she set me down lightly, her hands gripping my waist and backside. she pulled away and smiled before letting go of me and starting down the hall to go find her friends that i left in the dust, "bye babe, see you later~" she laughed leaving me alone.

i huffed my face bright red and warm as i went back to the locker my friend was in and started opening it. "don't worry its just me..." i murmured, i heard them sigh in relief. "thank goodness, i thought i was going to die in here!" they said hugging me as they got out. "i just uhh... got a little distracted..." i admitted, they stared at me for a minute before a playful smirk made its way onto their lips, "did you kiss someone? you're lips are wet looking and you're stupidly sweaty!" they asked laughing. my eyes widened and i looked away wiping my mouth off.

"its a long story"