18 Pokemon, divided into two tribes of 9 based on their physical capabilities, must survive the elements of Alola's Lush Jungle for up to 39 days as they face off against their fellow competitors in a game of social and strategic outmaneuvering. In...
The Poni tribe returns to camp after a shocking tribal-council in which Arceus' cult blindsided the underdog alliance by sending home Reshiram in a 5-3-1 vote.
*Arceus begins levitating in the middle of camp*
Arceus: Let Reshiram's elimination from this game be a lesson to all those who wish to oppose me, their God, Arceus! Reshiram worshiped a false God in Zekrom, sealing her fate in this game! Xerneas, stop following in that fool's footsteps and return to my side, child.
Xerneas: No thanks.
*Xerneas walks away, not giving much thought to what Arceus' group thinks of him*
Arceus: And Zekrom.....stop trying to lead a coup against me....you disgusting ingrate!
Zekrom: Who said I was leading a coup against you, you dumbass??
Arceus: Dumbass!? I know you wouldn't slander your creator with such devilish language! Silence yourself before I banish you to hell!!
Zekrom: Oh my God.
Arceus: And to answer your question of who said you were leading a coup against me, why...it's obvious, isn't it? Your dear friend Rayquaza ratted you out.
*Zekrom shoots a dirty look towards Rayquaza*
Rayquaza: Hey, no hard feelings, man. I'm just trying to survive in this game, just like you are.
Arceus: Oh, but what a shame, Rayquaza. For you wouldn't have to try so hard to survive if you had just properly worshiped me from the jump...
*we see a shot of Lunala and Solgaleo in the background*
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Lunala (conf)
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I do consider myself to be a righteous follower of Arceus...but even I can admit he is taking things a bit far with his leadership at the moment. I suppose that's his right, though....as the creator of all living things. No matter, heinous leadership or not, working with Arceus is proving very beneficial for Solgaleo and I. Everyone is starting to resent Arceus, which will allow us to rack up all the jury votes once we reach the Final 3.
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*Arceus begins to stop levitating, having wrapped up his speech; everyone begins to disperse and get ready for bed*
