18 Pokemon, divided into two tribes of 9 based on their physical capabilities, must survive the elements of Alola's Lush Jungle for up to 39 days as they face off against their fellow competitors in a game of social and strategic outmaneuvering. In...
The Ula'Ula tribe returns to camp after a predictable Tribal-Council in which Arceus' majority alliance stayed the course and booted long-time rebel Zekrom from the game. Only Xerneas and Caterpie were in the minority, but even Xerneas decided to write down Zekrom's name when he saw the writing on the wall.
*once back at camp, Caterpie and Arceus immediately get in a shouting match*
Caterpie: Enjoy your victory tonight bitch, because when I re-unite with my weakling tribe sisters, you're going the fuck down!!
Arceus: Ha! As if a bunch of weaklings could rise up and demolish their creator! How utterly laughable! It's sad to see one of my beautiful creations become such a foolish waste-of-space who does nothing but spout nonsense!
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Caterpie (conf)
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I remember the day when I thought Ralts and Sunkern were dead to me; it was right after they blindsided my ass and destroyed my bug alliance by sending Kricketot home. But honestly....when I think seriously about things, all of that is ancient history to me now. I am up against a legit PSYCHOPATH here, and the only way I'm gonna be able to take him down is by working with Xerneas, my former weakling tribe-members, and anyone else who will join us to form a solidified defensive unit. Lord knows I can't do it alone; Arceus is making sure of that. ...........Also, while I'm thinking of it, FUCK Xerneas for writing down Zekrom's name tonight; what a pussy move.
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*before bed, Arceus loudly lets everyone know, even his non-allies, that Caterpie is his new target moving forward*
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Arceus (conf)
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For being so belligerent and constantly disrespectful to her Lord, Caterpie must suffer the consequences; she MUST go home. Yes, I realize people like Xerneas and Rayquaza are still in the game, but honestly.....it's time for me to relieve some of these weaklings from their position in the game first. After all, why pick off my beautiful legendary creations when so many duds are still polluting this game with their weak ineptitude??
