7- One yeae anniversry (J. 17)

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by PokeyOat

by PokeyOat

Aw yeah one year on this godforsaken app I shall reward all my one reader with a chapter I could have posted months ago 😫👌

Taehyung and Namjoon immediately regret their decision to come as they see heuningkai and soobin decking it out over a fox suit while taehyun records.

"HAND OVER THE FURSUIT BITCH ITS MY TURN TO GET HARD'' Heuningkai screams, wrangling soobin for the costume.
"DUMBASS THIS IS A THROWRUG I WAS USING IT FOR A FUCKING CARPET GIVE IT THE FUCK BACK"
"This is so going on my Twitter." they hear taehyun muttering between shouts of the two members.

Beomgyu then busts through the door DICK OUT, Namjoon's bong in hand and collapses over the bean bag chair

"FUCK this bean bag chair is h aRD" he moans
"That's not a FUCKING bean bag chair you twink you're sitting on my ASS BONES" Yoongi drunkenly screams, who was sprawled out on the floor beforehand.

"MIN YOONJI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE RUSSIAN SPY HEADASSES" TAEHOLLER HOLLERS
"Jimin dint fuqing come back from the sixth dimension yet and I didn't want to waste another breath with you lil bitches," he said, tossing a high Beomgyu off him and gathering his stuff to get the fuck outta here,
"so the next logical thing to do was come to this whorehousE to smoke shit with beomgyu"

"Then where the dick is hoseok? Didn't his ass kidnap you?" Nampapi asked, suspiciously eyeing the bong Bongyu was carrying.
"The fuck would I know, I fucken dipped on him when he had his back turned m8, it was like taking candy from a baby lmao what a retard"
he said ready to jump out the fuckin window when he suddenly stopped in his tracks. He stared intently at the space between Taehyung and Namjoon in a growing panic.

The room fell silent for a moment until a voice was heard behind Taethot and Nemo.
"The only retard here is the one who came to this crack house just to roll a few joints with beombitch" muttered Hoseok from behind the two, whose assholes clenched in surprise.

Yoongi popped off (and no one stopped him).

"LISTEN HERE YOU NO-HANDS HAVING, FIRE SPITTING, SHIT MOUTHED HEADASS PIECE OF PUSSY. I BEEN WAITING FOR THAT BITCH JIMIN TO COME BACK SINCE HE WAS BLASTED TO THE QUANTUMTH DIMENSION AND I KNOW YOU WANT HIS ASS BUT YOU AINT HAVIN IT, SO YOU CAN GO HOE-SUCK MY GLOSSY D IC K"
He yelled, effectively grabbing the attention of everyone in the room as they stopped to stare at the fight waiting to happen. Taehyun turned the camera towards the two.

Oh shit damn
Hoseok thought, stunned. He didn't expect sis to snap like that.

~End of worl~
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