Gravity Falls || malum & lashton au

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Being forced into going to a summer camp is no fun. Not whenever you decided that you'd spend the last summer before your senior year getting fit at home and working on making and editing videos for your youtube channel. Michael absolutely hates the idea of literally being forced to go. If he was eighteen, it might be a different story, but he won't turn eighteen until his second day of camp. There's no use in going all the way there only to have to come right back and get bitched at even more by his parents. He assumes that they just want time alone, and ew. He doesn't need to be thinking that about his parents.

His life is literally just beginning so he wants to be the one making the choices, not his parents. Given, they are his life givers, but he... He just doesn't want to go to summer camp. He gets sunburnt far too easily, he hates being anywhere that doesn't have an air conditioner, and hates the idea of bunking with guys. He is gay, really gay, but he also knows how guys are. Guys are gross.

Which is funny to say, due to how he's also attracted to them. Men just... They don't put their clothes in the hamper, they like to leave them laying around. They will let the dishes pile up, they will procrastinate, they won't put on deodorant, and he highly doubts that they will ever shower enough. He bets they'll only shower once a week. They also are unlikely to brush their teeth... Not even every other day. Which, that's not as big of a deal as showering, but it could lead to unpleasant and smelly conversations.

Michael has always been a very clean kind of guy. Which wouldn't make since if you were to see him. He stains his hands with his hair dye, he has slightly messy eyebrows, his hair isn't perfectly slicked back, his clothes do have stains and tears in them, and he already knows that his shoes do not smell the greatest. But he shaves every day, brushes his teeth three times a day, showers once a day, and always likes to make sure that all of the chores are done. The trash can never overflow, not one dish can be laying in the sink, and deodorant... It absolutely has to be applied three times a day. Cologne.. He isn't utterly crazy about it. He prefers to not over kill it, but he will wear it. He does make sure to always douse his clothes in a little too much laundry soap everytime washes them, though.

Just the thought of seeing others not taking care of themselves properly makes him cringe. He's not one to pass judgement, but he also isn't one to sit in a room that's filled with people who smell like a high school locker room, either. Which he hates those, too. He has always refused to play sports all because of the floors that radiated with foot fungus, toilets that were most likely riddled with STD's, and tons of lockers that smell like day old unwashed socks.

He likes guys, he just prefers classy guys. Ones that won't burp rudely, ones that eat politely, ones that hold open doors, and ones that won't wear their day old dirty clothes. He wants someone humane. Although, he's too anti social to attempt any relationships. He prefers men, but also prefers alone time as well. He just... People are a lot of work. Unless he could find someone that he completely and utterly clicks with, he doesn't really want to bother with any of it.

Michael hears a knock at his bedroom door and immediately groans. He knows that it must be his mom or dad, and they're probably gonna plea for his forgiveness. He is annoyed, he hates that he is going to be forced to leave his comfort zone, and is also very upset that he won't be able to make any videos to be uploaded. How the hell would he be able to? A camp implies that it will be in the woods, and the woods typically do not have easily accessible cellphone service. And why would a summer camp have free wifi?

"Yes?" He grumble, unlocking and opening the wooden door that's painted a dark purple color. Purple is his favorite color. It brings him peace. Heeds why he keeps his hair a dark purple color here lately. It would take far too long to list off all of the colors he's ever had, but purple has been the most recurring color.