Please put your suggestions here! I'm gonna give you guys an example of a crackfic if you haven't read one before.
Chuuya X Ladle
"Mmm," Chewyah saydid defore he burned his soup. "Tastey ladies." He lick he ladle n big slurp ssssssssssllluuuuuurp. Spoup was gone. He screm in anguer (angry anguish) ans take a stabby and throw it at a rock. It braks. Dwayne Rock Jonsun be died just now rip in pece.
Chewie gkes bak to the ladle n brings it to he room where he plans to do the dirty nastey. Ew ew diety nasty sqequence follows he jucies all inside the ladlie while he monoans in pasure.
Translation: "Mmm," Chuuya said before he burned his soup. "Tasty ladle~." He licks his ladle and slurps a lot of soup out of it. S l u r p~. The soup was gone! He screams in anguish and anger and takes a knife to throw at The Rock. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is now dead. RIP.
Chuuya brings the ladle back to his room to masturbate. He ejaculates into the ladle while moaning in pleasure.
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Bungou Stray Dogs CRACKFICS
FanfictionCrack fanfictions. Could be situational, could be shipping, could be interactions with inanimate objects. No, I'm not high. Suggest a singular character from BSD (or a ship if you want idc) and I'll write something as funny as I can make it for you.