Chweyan und Datzie we're hogging and frothign at the mouth with their lioght kissies and beautiful the ginger slooked o pretty and in the mighttime skieye. The brunt smorked and higgles Chweyan wif a nuzzle wuzzle uwo wowza. He bloshed and smoiled at he's boufriend all happu-like.
"Pretty face, very red boye please staye lioke thes with me for a long time." sayedod Datzie with a smile as he moved Chweuan's hainr from he face.
Cweyan goggled und hugglets huis boyefrond saying, and he sayis, "I loving you for long vert much. I think y ou are veryry merfewct in everyt wat."
The two babye boieys cuddle snuggles in the bed for a long time doing thothing but weatvhing the television all hapey like and stuff like that. Eventually the writer startyed typoing without looking at the keybopard so the rest of this fanficton is going to be giubberish butr whatevevr.
Te wo nbous liked beingt withy eachother vbery very very evry miuvh becayse they oloved eachother kist tyjat ,icvh. WEith their loive came lots of srtruggle hbut that's okay for tehm becayuse theyres nithing those two could do without eachother. Theyt ghugged and kissikissed a klot with eachtoht bhecause tjeyu truseted eachopther amnd tjat was apll that matytyered to them. All the other people who surrouinded them like Akiutagaua and Atysiushi were vberry accepting opf the realatiuonsuj ajnd what the fuclk does this even say anyuomore can tyou even understand tgus?

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