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Bungou Stray Dogs CRACKFICS
أدب الهواةCrack fanfictions. Could be situational, could be shipping, could be interactions with inanimate objects. No, I'm not high. Suggest a singular character from BSD (or a ship if you want idc) and I'll write something as funny as I can make it for you.