Birthdays and Satan

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Virgil: if you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic.

Roman: no but seriously imagine it this way.

*turns lights very very dim but not off*
*quietish voice*

A small gathering of people huddle around a object in fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object.

Logan, flipping the lights back on, glasses crooked, pointing at him angrily: you must be fun at parties

Patton, who had just been walking by and heard "parties": BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!!

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