Corn

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From tumblr

Virgil, on tumblr: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

Roman, reading the post: what?

Virgil, walking past, pouring monster energy into coffee, looking slightly more sleep deprived than normal: I don't know. It was 6am, I wrote this, and fell asleep for an hour.

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