Commercial

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Virgil: ok what I want is a Klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say "what would you do for a Klondike bar" and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers "I'd kill a man"

Roman: then at the end of the commercial there's a flash of her eating a Klondike bar

Virgil: and the camera is angled like it's been dropped on the floor but is still recording

Patton, backing away: what the heck what the heck what the heck (bc pat is a angel and would never cuss)

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