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Philippines: Can I go first?

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Philippines: Can I go first?

Malaysia: No, We have to save the best for last. Now.. Indo you go first.

Indonesia: Okay.

*Dramatic singing intro*

Indonesia: Kung hindi mo din ako sasagutin
Pwede bang sainyo wag mo na akong papuntahin
Kung sistema natin ay ganun pa din
At least alam ko na kung anong dapat kong gawin.

Netherlands: *Nosebleeds*

(By the way.. Netherlands is a girl)

Indonesia: Para hindi na ko babyahe
Sayang pamasahe
Pati ang tsokolate sayo
Sa dami dami dami mong sinabi
Mahabang pasakalye
Aasa lang pala ko sayo.

Netherlands: You go boy!

Indonesia: Kaya sana di na lang nagsulat ng love letter sayo
Mag-aantay na lang makakahanap din ng much better kaysa sayo.

Philippines: Yay! You finally got the lyrics right.

Indonesia: Sa aking binabalak ang daming hinanda
Na dapat di na sana ako nagabala
Hindi ka pinipilit wag ka saking magalit
Pinagkait na makasama ka sa panaginip.

Malaysia: *Smirks*

Indonesia: Gusto ko sana kung di ko mapigilan
Ay sabihin na ikaw ay tigilan
Na ibigin
Kahit masakit

(After song..)

Philippines: Practice actually paid off.

Indonesia: Yeah, your a great teacher.

Philippines: Of course I am.

Malaysia: It's my turn isn't it?

Philippines: Yes, You go boi! *Pushes Malay*

*More dramatic song intro*

Malaysia: I thought that I've been hurt before
But no one's ever left me quite this sore
Your words cut deeper than a knife
Now I need someone to breathe me back to life

Indonesia: You can do this mah chald!

Philippines: *Snickers*

Malaysia: Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my lover
Move on

America: Lel! I totally taught him that.

Philippines: LiEs!

Indonesia: *Pulls Lippi away* Get away from mah chald!

Malaysia: You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking falling onto my knees
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
Aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches

(After song..)

Philippines: Malaysia!! You did great!

Indonesia: *Wipes fake tear* You made papa proud.

Malaysia: *Laughs* Guess it's your turn Lippi.

*More and more dramatic song intro*

Philippines: Ako'y sa'yo, ikaw ay akin
Ganda mo sa paningin
Ako ngayo'y nag-iisa
Sana ay tabihan na

America: *Nosebleeds*

Malaysia: No nosebleeding here people!

Philippines: Sa ilalim ng puting ilaw
Sa dilaw na buwan
Pakinggan mo ang aking sigaw
Sa dilaw na buwan

Japan: *Tries to take pictures*

Indonesia: No taking pictures either!

Philippines: Ayokong mabuhay nang malungkot
Ikaw ang nagpapasaya
At makakasama hanggang sa pagtanda
Halina tayo'y humiga.

Israel: *Claps*

Malaysia: See? Be like Israel you fools!

Philippines: Sa ilalim ng puting ilaw
Sa dilaw na buwan
Pakinggan mo ang aking sigaw
Sa dilaw na buwan

China: *Looks pervertly*

Malaysia: No looking at Lippi like that! Or else I will sweep ya outta here!

Me: Any baldi fans?

Philippines: Ang iyong ganda'y umaabot sa buwan
Ang tibok ng puso'y rinig sa kalawakan
At bumabalik
Dito sa akin
Ikaw ang mahal
Ikaw lang ang mamahalin
Pakinggan ang puso't damdamin
Damdamin aking damdamin

(After song..)

Malaysia: Alright everyone get out shows over!

Indonesia: Or else we'll-

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