DARE #10

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Dare by NaomiKimberlyRustam

Dare by NaomiKimberlyRustam

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Dare 1

Philippines: I haven't tried indonesian culinary yet. But I would like to give it a try.

Malaysian: Alright, hey Indo! Keep those dishes warm.

Indonesian: Wait! Why do I have to cook?

Lippi & Malay: Cause it's your dishes.

Indonesia: Oh.

*After cooking Indonesian dishes*

Indonesia: *Wipes forehead* Alright.. Rendang for Lippi, Bakso for Malay and Batagor for me.

Philippines: *Takes dish and eats* That actually tastes good. Mind cooking this tomorrow?

Indonesia: Sure *Smiles*

Malaysia: *Eats dish* Not bad..

Malay & Piri: *Eats Indo's food* More!

Me: I'm hungry.. Who's cooking?

Malaysia: Indo!

Philippines: Yes please!

Indonesia: *In head* Hello darkness my old friend..

Dare 2

Martial law (Girl): I what?!

Me: Wear this *Holds kebaya*, maybe even impress Nazi or Soviet~

(In this book, Nazi and Soviet are Germany and Russia's big bro's)

Martial law: Shush! Just give me that!

Me: Here now shoo, change woman!

Martial law: Kk.. Let's just get this over with.

Philippines: You'll look so good ate~

(After changing..)

Martial law: So?

Philippines: Ate? Ikaw yan? Ganda mo man, Una- Una parang hindi ko ikaw kilala. [Sis? Is that you? You look beautiful, at first I didn't notice it was you]

Martial law: Makulit kang bata ka. [You annoying child]

Philippines: Hey! We are twins!

Me: Soviet~ Nazi~ Come here for a sec.

Soviet: What up-

Nazi: Yo-

Martial: *Blushing*

Sovi & Naz: *Nosebleeds*

Me: Shoot! I think they're gonna ran out of blood.

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