woweeeee

gIVE ME MY PHONE

Today, 3:30 pm

billiam :
sTANIELLLLL

: sir staniel
don't call me that

billiam :
okay whatever what math
class are you in

: sir staniel
obviously not yours

billiam :
woweeeee

billiam :
okay well can you help me
with my math homework
my friends are being asshats

: sir staniel
mmmmmm

: sir staniel
no

billiam :
alright fuck you and
fuck substitution

: sir staniel
sUBSTITUTION??????

billiam :
yEs sUbStItUtIoN

: sir staniel
god you're slow

billiam :
i know

: sir staniel
what grade are you in?

billiam :
nInTh-

billiam :
are you not a freshman

: sir staniel
i am it's just im taking
sophomore courses

: sir staniel
i'm in algebra two

billiam :
wElL cAn yOu hElP mE

: sir staniel
fuck if i know i don't even
remember what substitution is

billiam : wHATTTT

Incoming FaceTime call from billiam

{underlined is bill}

{italicized is stan}

{bold is any other characters}

sTAN HELP ME

jesus christ

wHo aRe yOu tAlKiNg tO

yOUR MOM

who the fuck was that?

lAnGuAge

that was my brother georgie

oh.

hey where are you?

behind the bleachers

why though-

i'm attempting to hide from-