woweeeee

who the fuck is bisexual anymore

losers -stan bc reasons
Today, 4:57 pm

billiam :
any of you peep the fact that
stan didn't tell anyone who his
first kiss was

: eddio
wtf

: beaver
you act like we CARE

: rIcHaRd
who hurt you

billiam :
moving on

do you guys think there's a
chance he's bisexual?

: benny boi
if anything you'd turn him bi

: eddio
k that's the biggest cap

bisexuality doesn't actually exist

: rIcHaRd
um

: beaver
^

billiam :
make it make sense

: rIcHaRd
but like no one can be like full on twink

: beaver
exactly

: eddio
bisexuality is a hoax to distract
people from their complete twinkness

billiam :
eddie no

but anyway we were hanging out
and talking abt first kisses and stan
was just smirking the whole time

like no name or anything, he didn't even say 'he' or 'she'

WHAT IF HES PANSEXUAL WAIT

: rIcHaRd
ur jumping to conclusions buddy

i think we can all safely assume stanley is a faggot

: beaver
harsh wording but yes
stan is gay even if he doesn't know it

: eddio
i can confirm he is 100% homosexual

billiam :
okay but if he isn't i don't wanna
look stupid when i ask him out

: benny boi
trust me you won't

: beaver
stans in love with you but okay

billiam :
that's some eddie and richie bullshit

: eddio
i'm sorry?

: rIcHaRd
you guys are all faggots for not telling me eddie liked me

: beaver
like it wasn't obvious?

billiam :
sometimes i wonder how you got
past the third grade

: rIcHaRd
i've literally liked him since third grade wtf

: benny boi
everyone knew how could you
MISS it-

: beaver
it was common knowledge rich

ESPECIALLY when he came out in seventh grade like cmon now

billiam :
honestly