Dysfunctional Family

Dan gets his eyebrows done

It’s 15:41and Dans running late for his appointment at the beauty salon, it’s important he gets there on time aka in 9 minutes or else he’s gonna have no eyebrows for the interviews, specifically the ones on the classic German radio promo tour. It’s tough for Dan when Kyle has  v I s i b l e  eyebrows. The contrast just highlights how light they get.

He makes it just on time as the lady comes to take him to the room.

“Hi Dan how are you” she asks

“Hiya I’m good thanks, although I do have a mild hangover”

“Ah right..” she pauses for a second     
“So are we just doing the usual today then? Brow tint?”

“Erm yeah” Dan replies

“Well if you’d like to lie down on here, you can take your shoes off”

Dan removes his Nike trainers he’s been wearing non-stop for the past month to reveal his tie dye socks, that bright they were painful to look at.
He sat on the bed and laid down.
As the lady started to apply the brown tint she went on to ask Dan about what he’s been up to lately, suffice to say he rambled on about some stories of the recent bastille antics.

"So, love, you have any children?" the lady asked, the usual beauty appointment questions.

"Uh, yeah. I've got two kids, Kyle and Woody. Although, they're such a feral fucking pair of kids. I honestly cannot handle them." Dan answers

"Oh, how come"

"Ah, you know. They're still young, they like to get in trouble. Yesterday morning I came downstairs to find both of them covered in paint. I was fuming, mate"

Dan closed his eyes as she applied the tint, soon falling asleep. 10 minutes had passed and the tint was ready to come off. She wiped off the excess
“Well then we are done here”
*silence*
“Dan?”
She taps him on the shoulder and he doesn’t move, ”Dan?....Dan” she repeats as he lays fast asleep on the bed. She tapped him on the shoulder several times but he wouldn’t wake up, he would just flinch or twitch at the touch.

Eventually the beautician has had enough and she decided to tip the entire bed and he just fell with a thud into the floor.
“WHAT THE HELL” Dan shouted.
“You wouldn’t wake up, it’s been 15 minutes and you wouldn’t wake up!”
“Oh so you think tipping me on the floor is a good idea huh?”
“Well what else was I meant to do”
Dan didn’t answer he just spied the glass of water on the side and threw it over the lady, she grabbed a pot of tweezers and other utensils and threw it at him. Dan threw the radio off of the shelf at her but she soon swiped the pot of wax off of the side,Dan hid behind the bed.
The room was an absolute state, things were everywhere.

Dan now has to find somewhere else to get his eyebrows done.