Don't wish I was Black Hat. He's got all the worries XD

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Henry: Hey, it's okay. I'm sure you'll find someone soon enough. If not.. You still got friends. If you don't got friends, then... I'm a friend now! 

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Cuphead: Heh! That's how I would react too.

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Tammy: Ooh. *She grabs a shirt that was covered in tassels, and some lime green boots* Let's get three sets of all this jamming clothing, and wear it all. Oohhhh! Let's circle her, like wolves, while doing a stupid dance too.

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Black Hat: *He goes to his office, picking up a phone, and calling someone* 

Dr. Flug: *His phone rings, and he jolts, quickly taking it out of his lab coat, and answering* Y-Yes, boss?

Black Hat: I have an issue. Come fix it.

Dr. Flug: I'm kind of in the middle of somethingggg... Can't I just tell you how to fix it?

Black Hat: *Sigh* Fine. I need to communicate with another species.

Dr. Flug: -_- Google Translate. By-

Black Hat: No. Her language isn't on Google Translate.

Dr. Flug: Okay, what species is she?

Black Hat: I don't know.

Dr. Flug: Then ask her.

Black Hat: I can't ask her, if I can't communicate!

Dr. Flug: Then learn her language!

Black Hat: I don't know what language she speaks! 

Dr. Flug: Then ask her!

Black Hat: I ca- No. Screw this. *He hangs up* 

Dr. Flug: *He smirks* And that's how I get out of trying to solve a problem I don't know the answer to. 

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Sans: 'Ey, I weren't half useless.

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Bendy: *He runs around at his max speed, looking around, before he comes to a halt* J-Joey?! *He sees the black eye* Eh! Y-Yer face ain't supposed ta' be that color, right? 

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