Joey: Pfft! Blame Henry for that! TO THE HOLE, HENRY! *He picks Henry up, on his back (he's his damn pants are on fellow dirty sinners) and starts off towards the hole*
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Offenderman: *he sees how scared Chara is, and hides her behind him, shielding her* How do you know my kid?
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Lugman: Welp you ain't gettin kids anytime soon.
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Lucian: *She slips along then finds herself at a park* ooooh! Cool! *She goes around, getting an ice cream cone and sitting on a bench, eating it*
Marcus: Luci! *He runs over*
Lucian: *Her eyes become gray* would you like to hurt me again? Because...I'm completely vulnerable...
Marcus: What? N-no! I came to apologize! *He sits next to her, but keeps his distance* I'm so sorry Luci! I can't believe- I'm such an idiot...I didn't mean to hurt you like that! Can you forgive me? I promise I've changed! No more abuse!
Lucian: *She looks at him, searching for any signs of distrust or lies, and finds none. She sighs* a-alright...I forgive you...but no hitting, kicking, abuse, or rape! And you have to be nice to everyone! *She hugs him*
Marcus: Deal! *He smiles, kissing Lucian who actually seems a bit happier for once*
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Discord: You'd be surprised...*glances at the other ponies, Spike and Sans* But I can't help but notice that you haven't opened the box yet! It's contents remain a mystery!
Applejack: You know what's inside?
Discord: Oh no! *He teleports onto Sans's head, which was a huge amount of weight on Sans's scrawny body* I wouldn't be able to get in there no matter how hard I tried
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Oli: *She follows after Aunt Tammy, walking alongside Alex*
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