Henry: So, How'd Bendy find ya, anyhow...?
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Cuphead: I get where you're coming from. If I'm being honest... Guy's are kinda asses. I mean, look at me! I'm a douche bag! (Despite the fact that I'm the one who wrote this, it killed me XD "I'm a douche bag!" - Cuphead XD)
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Black Hat: Never mind. I'll get Flug or someone to teach you.
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Angela: *Sigh* You two are just impossible. <Mumbles (A bit too loudly): I don't understand why your father keeps you two around...>
Alex: *She looked like if she were to hear Angela say another word, she'd flat out kill everyone in this room, very slowly Especially Angela.*
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Yuri: *She smiles* ...Ahahaha. Ahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Out of nowhere, she pulls out a knife, and stabs herself twice in the stomach, then the chest, she looks at Alice in pure horror at what she seems to have only just realized she did* SAVE me. *Her eyes roll back, and she collapses onto the ground, dropping the knife* "Welcome to the Literature Club! It's always been a dream of mine to make something special out of the things I love. Now that you're a club member, you can help me make that dream come true in this cute game! Every day is full of chit-chat and fun activities with all of my adorable and unique club members: Sayori, the youthful bundle of sunshine who values happiness the most; Natsuki, the deceivingly cute girl who packs an assertive punch; Yuri, the timid and mysterious one who finds comfort in the world of books; ...And, of course, Monika, the leader of the club! That's me! I'm super excited for you to make friends with everyone and help the Literature Club become a more intimate place for all my members. But I can tell already that you're a sweetheart—will you promise to spend the most time with me?" *She keeps repeating this over and over*
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Anon: I don't- *Their eyes widen* Monika. I-It.... It makes s-so much sense now! Earlier, Monika was talking to Dr. Flug, and said "You don't want to leave her hanging, do you?~"! It's because she did something to make Sayori hang herself!
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Dr. Flug: *He feels pure anger at the way he's treating her, then runs out, and straight up kicking him in the face*
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