The Cake Man

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Your dad was in the kitchen doing what he usually does...baking. You attempt to avoid him but he catches you and makes you taste his awful cake.

"So how's your mom today?" He asks on a perky voice a large smile on his hairless face. You play along and say she's doing great and attempt to leave but of course he just pulls you back and makes you eat more cake.

You finally get back to your room with a sick feeling in your stomach. you head back to your computer and see that a very impatient chum as been pestering you!

---gardenGnostic[gG] as began pestering ectoBiologist [eB]--

gG: happy birthday john!

gG: so have you gotten my gift yet?

gG: john?

eB: hey yeah sorry dad was shoving cake down my throat.

eB: and i havent gotten your gift yet sorry.

gG: damn :(

eB: sorry about that but hey i bet it's just as cool as you are!

gG: no john we both know dave is the coolest

eB: yeah he is pretty cool.

gG: hehehe yeah

eB: so what are you up to?

gG: oh ya know the same as yesterday

gG: nothing at all

eB: must be pretty boring huh?

gG: yeah and hey i have to go beck is getting into something

eB: oh okay see you

-- gardenGnostic [gG] had ceased pestering ectobiologist [eB] -

You get up from your desk and look out side. 'ah what a lovely day it is' you think to yourself when a horrid idea crosses your mind but you just shake your head and attempt to forget it. besides the outside is scary.

You close your window once you realize it was open and continue on with your day.

About an hour later you decide to take a nap even though you knew you wouldn't sleep very well. you wake up in your dream and in this dream you had died on this weird stone bed and you looked so young... maybe thirteen or fourteen. The world around you looked so odd... it was blue and windy and had oil everywhere!

No less then an hour into your dream you are woken up by your phone going off with a huge amount of messages from pesterchum. You clicked on Daves name and see he had messaged you around the time you fell asleep.

-- turntechGodhead [tG] started pestering ectoBiologist [eB] --

tG: hey man just a heads up ill most likely be there in a day or so since im heading over there thanks to bro

tG: you there man?

eB: yeah sorry i feel asleep and had this weird dream.

eB: and oh man really?!

tG: its all good and yeah

eB: i honestly cant wait to meet you!

tG: yeah me neither even though i look in the mirror everyday im so happy to meet myself again

eB: oh shoosh!

tG: heh and i cant wait too see you too nerd

tG: so tell me about this dream?

eG: well...

eG: i was in this shady and windy place and it had oil everywhere! And they had these little yellow salamanders with giant blue tongues! I looked like I was about thirteen or fourteen and I died on this blue rock bed and got these cool wind powers. i just woke up too so.

tG: thats some crazy shit there bro

eB: i know right?!

tG: yeah and hey im gonna to pack

tG: love you

eB: love you too.

-- turntechGodhead [tG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [eB] --

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Hey guys! Sorry for not posting in a hella long time but I've been busy and I had gotten logged out of my account and forgot the pass word and had to delete the app for more room on my phone and yeah!

So I'll hopefully be updating more often and such so you won't have to wait so long

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