Sans and I wake up to Papyrus screaming at us. "WAKE UP! YOU HAVEN'T DONE YOUR JOBS IN WEEKS! YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE Y/N WITH YOU! NYEH!" I got up and went to the bathroom to freshen up and get some new clothes. When I returned to the room, Sans was still in bed.
"You gonna get up?" He snores in response. "Looks like I have no choice..." I walk over to the bed quietly and jump on him and start tickling his sides. That wakes him up. "Y-Y/n!!! Haha—STOP!" I grin evilly at him. "NO MERCY!!" I shout at the top of my lungs. After a bit, Frisk and Papyrus walk in and see me tickling him and they join in on the fun. Soon, we spare him and he gets up.
"Hey Paps? What instrument did the skeleton play?" Papyrus screamed "SANS NO!" Sans had a cheeky grin on his face. "The trombone!" We all started laughing except for Papyrus, who was screaming "NYEHHH!!! SANS!!! WHY!!!" Frisk says "We made some breakfast that's NOT spaghetti, if that interests you." We all then proceed to the kitchen for breakfast.
The smell of maple syrup drifts through the air. Looks like they made waffles! "WAFFLES!!!" I scream as I grab a ton of waffles, douse them in (favorite syrup), and gobble them up. I drink a glass of milk and slouch in my seat in satisfaction.
Papyrus heads out to sentry duty and leaves Frisk with us. Sans says "You guys wanna come with me to work?" We both nod and I teleport all of us to his sentry station.
Papyrus said that even though his arm was broken, he could still work since technically, it wasn't HIS arm that was broken. "It's ice to get out of the house after such a long time," he laughs, and so do Frisk and I.
We lounge around at his sentry station for a while, chatting and cracking puns. It's fun just being here and occasionally seeing Papyrus walk by to check in.
Then, Frisk asks "So... you wanna explain?" Sans seems to know what they're talking about. "So Button here used to be human, just like you," He says. Ohhh, they want to know why I'm here. They've reset before as Sans told me, and this is the first time I've been here.
"Button here sold their soul to someone, but they soon regrew a soul. Their core trait was love, and the secondary core trait was determination, hence the reason their soul is pink." He takes a sip of ketchup and continues.
"Button started to turn into a monster because, according to my theory-" He pulls out a few charts and starts talking some scientific nonsense. "To sum it all up, they turned into a monster because their first core trait was love, and a few other factors as I showed you. Here we are now." He finishes talking, and Frisk gives him a mini round of applause.
We chat and pun around for a little more. Then Sans says "It's time for me to go to the hot dog stand." You grab his and Frisk's hands, and you teleport to Hotlands in a bright flash of pink.
Sans was getting some business. To attract more customers, Sans started stacking hot dogs on Frisk's head. It worked, because soon, a swarm of people came wanting to buy hotdogs. I sold them and he stacked them. We worked as a team for a bit.
"Sorry kiddo, thirty's my limit. I can't reach that high." I go over to where Sans was. "But I can!" I say. He walks over to where I was and shoots me a grin. I start stacking hotdogs on their head. "48, 49... 50!!!" Everyone cheered. We had successfully stacked 50 hotdogs on Frisk's head. People were taking pictures of them. As soon as the crowd dissipated, we carefully removed the hotdogs and ate a few. It was fun!
Sans looked at his imaginary watch. "Oh, wouldja look at the time! It's my break! Wanna go to Grillby's?" I put him on my back and Frisk grabs my hand as I teleport us to Grillby's.
As soon as we sit down, Sans gets a call. "Heya Paps. I'm on my break. Grillby's. It tastes better than spaghetti every day! Bye." Sans orders a ketchup, a burger for Frisk, and some fries for me. "Lemme guess, he was complaining about how greasy the food is here?" Sans nods. Grillby's flames grow a bit, but Sans says "I think it tastes better than chewy spaghetti, don't worry Grillbz."
Frisk appeared to be daydreaming. I waved my hand in front of their face, but it did nothing. Sans then whispered in my ear "I'm gonna try something." He then walks up to Frisk and puts his teeth very close to their ear. He then whispers "Papppyyyrrruussss~" That does the trick. They snap out of it and then bright red. "L-lets go back home!" They say, and I teleport us all back home.
We're all laying on the couch watching MTT TV. Frisk then says "You know, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow." My eye sockets widen. "Really?" They nod. Sans inquires "What's Valentine's Day?" Frisk then jumps up with a look of determination in their eyes. "It's this awesome holiday about love and you can confess your love to someone or make it really special for the person you love!" They sit back down.
They stand up just as quick. "WAIT! WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD! TAKE ME TO METTATON!" I teleported them to the show. "Oh my, darlings! What's this?" Frisk shouts "Tomorrow's Valentine's Day, and it's a holiday about love and you can confess your love to someone or have and awesome date and..." They go on explaining all of the awesome things about Valentine's Day.
"My, my darling, that's wonderful! You heard them, beauties and gentlebeauties! Go get a gift for your very special Valentine!" Frisk then runs off the stage and I teleport us back home. Papyrus is watching the TV with star eyes. "WOWIE! I MUST PREPARE!" He then runs out the front door, but not before hugging the two of us.
Sans grins at me. "Aw, Button, you're gonna make me move from this very comfy spot on the couch to get you a gift?" I peck his teeth. "You don't have to. Everything I want is right here." He blushes, and Frisk giggles. They said "I'm going to get something for Pap— I mean my valentine! Bye!" They run out the door.
I leave Sans to lay on the couch while I go to get him a gift for tomorrow. I settle on a gift card for the UnderNet gaming section and a box of chocolates. I also got him a bottle of special edition ketchup. I hope he likes them.
I teleport back home and hide the gifts. I then take off my hoodie and lay in bed. Soon after, I feel Sans curl up beside me, wrap his arms around me, and I fall asleep.
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Soulless No More (SansxReader)
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