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Easier- 5sos

Complicated- Avril Lavigne

"Wow what? Is it that bad. Come on man." I throw my hands out to my sides exasperated. He hasn't said anything in 2 minutes.

"No no no no it's not bad. You just um. You look really nice. Niall is going to love it." He whispered the last part.

But I didn't notice it, he said Niall would love it. I look in the mirror and twirled. I kind of felt like a princess.

God. I have to get this.

"Ha hey Harry this dress is 69 dollars." I was laughing so hard I was slapping my knees. Maybe this was a fortune cookie.

"Yeah, ha that is funny." He seemed dazed. Ugh boys and their "mall fever" as Zayn calls it. I rolled my eyes and walked back to the dressing room.

I gingerly took off the dress and placed it back on the hook. I then just shoveled my other clothes on without a care.

"Ok ima go checkout and then we can get some shoes." I say walking out of the dressing room and towards the cashier. Harry trailing lightly behind me.

I handed the lady the dress whilst she rang it up.

"Your total is going to come out to $70.42. Is that cash or debit?" The lady politely asked.

"Debit." I say as I enter in the chip.

After I signed the receipt I got the dress and we were headed to Vans off the Wall. Well I was basically dragging Harry. Stubborn bïtch.

"Um Hunter.. the girl shoe store is that way." He pointed to a big store with hundreds of shiny and sparkly shoes of all sizes and colors on small boards and such.

"No those would make this dress to fancy." I say unhurriedly as I made my way across the floor. If I bought heels like that it would look like I would be going to prom.

"What can't you walk in heels?" He snickered.

"Shut the fück up Harry. Yes I can walk in heels. I just choose shoes cuz they are more comfortable." I shrug.

"Wow you are the first girl I ever met to say that." He said surprised.

"Yeah well I'm not what you call the tumblr girl." I rolled my eyes.

"Well obviously." He said as if it were a known fact.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I stop in my tracks, we were a few feet from the store and right next to a small bench.

"Well you are like a girl version of a boy. You don't do girly stuff. You don't act girly at all." I scoff. the girl version of a boy...seriously?

"I can act girly if I want too." I stick my tongue out at him.

He snorted, "Sure." Challenge accepted dipshït.

"Hmm." I say lowly., boy was he in for a ride.

"Oh M G! Harry look at this dress! Isn't it like the cutest thing ever." I shriek in a girly voice. I only know this from all the girls at my school. I'm a great impersonator.

"Wha-" Harry started confused.

"Ugh Harry Why are my boobs so small. I am so getting a boob job, should I go for a B or a C??" I say adjusting my boobs by pushing one in and one up.

"Ok ok ok I get it." He said with his eyes screwed shut as if he were in pain.

"Harry are you ignoring me. You don't even notice what I do anymore. I did this for you!" I pointed to my shaven leg.

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