~Alex~
"Im sorry what?"
"Lee is alive! There's no way a dead body can just, disappear" I say.
"How is it the guy who fights everyone, cant kill one person?"
"Well for one, im somehow classified as legally blind. I couldve missed. And two, i only fight if i have to. I do have a moral compass you know"
"Didnt Adam's girlfriend say that you lacked that?"
"Yes, and she also apologized the next say and started flirting with me. I sent her an insulting email in return."
"Wow. You never cease to amaze me hamilton" he gets in the car and starts driving.
"Just like your lack of intelligence" i mutter.
"Rude. I'll have you know that my iq is 117"
"Thats it? Mine is 155"
"Stop bragging. Besides, there's no way you're that smart. You're either fighting someone, getting drunk or doing anything that could kill you. Or all of the above!"
"Actually," I bring up a website on my phone. "Those who stay up late, are the oldest sibling, are messy... They tend to be smarter."
"If you're messy you're smarter? Is that why the inside of your house looks like a stage 4 hurricane swept through?"
I didnt even notice we were at my house until he said that. Geez, is Lee's house really that close to mine? Thats... Surprisingly scary.
"Hey, its only messy because im a walking disaster magnet." I shrug.
"Thats probably the most accurate thing youve ever said. You know... We dont have to go in yet"
"What are you imply- oh. No. We gotta go check on Philip. Plus lee could appear at any moment" i got out of the car and head inside towards the kitchen. Thomas followed behind probably 10 minutes later. Slow ass.
Philip was upstairs writing luckily, meaning he was safe. Another day where im not attacked by readers.
"Hey Alex?" Thomas calls. "Stop doing that"
"Well, as long as the author keeps making stories, ill always he there to break the fourth wall. Its in my nature" i reply.
"I hate you sometimes."
"And i hate you. But that seems like more of a you problem"
"Jesus Christ, why are you acting like this?"
"Because-" i get cut off by someone knocking on the front door. If theres anything ive learned from horror movies, its to not answer the door. But this is real life, and the chances of there being a murderer are astronomically low. Probably.
Hopefully.
I opened the door and found i note on the ground. I just handed it to Thomas since it was somewhat related to what I was saying.
"If Lee is gonna kill me or really any of us, so be it. To be honest, everyone, excluding Philip, could defend themselves. Im just the one guy who will actually do something. But lets be honest, this is me we're talking about. So I'm gonna do what I do best"
"Be a pretentious prick about everything in the world?"
"Fuck you. I was gonna say live and be an asshole about it"
"Congrats. You just invented a new kind of stupid"
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Soulmates Are For Real || Jamilton
Fanfiction"Yep. It's gonna be one of these days" John and Alex have been together for a while. But they both knew this day was coming. In a world of soulmates, only a few things are certain. One being, you are connected to your soulmate. You write on your arm...
