South Park One-Shots (Requests open)

Tsot Craig x Reader - Secret Letters ☁️

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Y/n pov: Here I am, waiting in the dumb throne in this shitty cardboard tower. Im the "princess" in the Elf Kingdom and fucking Kyle said I had to stay here cause 'Princesses shouldn't fight and get their hands dirty'. Which I really wanted to join in the fighter plan toon but whatever. I hope I get some air soon cause it's starting to annoy me how much time I'm having to stay in a throne room when it's actually nice outside! Just sitting here, doing nothing but twiddling my thumbs out of boredom until something falls on me? It gently fell onto the floor and I get up to examine it further. It's a letter? It's a nice light blue envelope with a sticker on it. I pick it up and open it reading the contents of the letter.

" As you sit in that Elven Tower, tall and proud. Knowing damn well you wish to be along that fighting crowd. But do not worry my darling flower, join me and I'll get you out of that cursed tower."

Heh who knew someone could write an interestingly cheesy poem? I start getting mixed feelings, who sent this letter to me? Which kingdom are they on? Which way do they swing? I keep reading the poem a good couple times, the words just roll off the tongue it's so satisfying to read? Whoever wrote this has great taste in poetry and the more I keep reading it I start to understand the words more. One thing I know is they want to allow me freedom! They know I'm miserable here so that's sweet of them..

It's become dark and everyone had to go back to their respective homes and rest, awaiting another day tomorrow. I try to fall asleep but the words of the poem stuck on loop in my mind. Just thinking about those words over and over again. After a while I finally can drift off. Morning comes along and I get dressed in my gross princess attire. It's a mix of pink and red which I hate pink so that's a downside already. I'm dressed and start to head downstairs, make some easy travel breakfast and head outside towards Kyle's house. I go through the back gate, everyone spots me and starts bowing at my presence, telling me good morning and how pretty I look today. That's probably one of the only pros of being a princess, everyone falls at your feet and treasure you like a royal ancient ruby or something. I don't mind it but the only time I'd wish people would bow would be when I shove them to the ground in victory!

I make my way to my stupid throne and take a seat. Soon Stan comes in with something in hand. "My princess, a letter has been sent to you and only you. No one knows where it came from but the king asked to bring it over for your eyes only, my royal highness." I take the letter and shoo him off. It's the same type as the one I've read yesterday. I eagerly open it.

" A princess is known as fragile, but that's not what you be. You wish to be outside fighting, wild and free. And I know what your thinking, who sends these to me? If you want to be unleashed meet me at 8:03 and I'll shall save you from your captive misery."

Ok wow I'm intrigued, fuck it Ima do it, I will meet this mystery person and finally I can get out of this. I look at my watch, and it shows 7:56. Shit wait was I supposed to meet them in the night or the day and where do I find them!? I look at the page again looking for a clue until I spot a small arrow and turn the page. It has a time and address, perfect! The forest behind the Elf kingdom at 8:03 am. I look at the watch again, I have just five minutes! I look around and sneak out the window behind my throne and quietly make it into the forest. I find a rock and sit on it for a moment resting my feet. Heels suck. I look down again, one minute till they arrive. I then hear shuffling in the woods and then I see blue pop out of some bushes. It comes closer revealing a boy in a blue chullo hat and Raven black hair, thief warrior attire and a deadpan face. I easy understand it was Craig from Kuppa Keep. I jump up in a fighting stance. "What are you doing here! Your in elf territory state your case!" He takes a deep breath, and speaks

"I will free you from your cage you call a throne, be my warrior fighting side by side, join me in Kuppa Keep, and I'll promise you a wild ride."

He extends his hand towards me and I realized, "You.. You were the one who sent the letters!" "Indeed I did, now will you take my hand and join me or do you like being held captive?" I give a slight chuckle, "Ha fuck that place if I'm getting a fighting chance damn well I'm gonna take it." I grab his hand and he pulls me close to him, he holds me softly, chest touching chest. I deeply blush and I see he has a light tint too "Then let's go my warrior, let's get you changed out of that disgusting attire." He kisses my cheek and we start heading back to Kuppa Keep, hand in hand.

Ha back from the dead I see! Was bored without Internet so finally decided to type up a South Park story again (and I might have more up my sleeve so just you wait)