Reiner X Christa

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Genji: Ah that was a fun birthday party wasn't it!

Cosmos: I drank too much

Connie and Sasha: I ate too much

Ethan: My wife hated you too much

Genji: Hey that cupcake was mine

Reiner: On to the ship already now!

Genji: Ok so let's see, so its Reiner and......this isn't that bad

Armin: when did this happen?

Christa: a year ago

Reiner: I decided to visit her and we just saw each other that's it

Ethan: Wow if it was my Historia she would of killed you in a second

Genji: I still have memories

*Flashback*

Genji was walking around with a map that lead to treasure

Genji: Ok so if I go here than there it will lead me to the-

Dark Historia: AH!

Genji look to see the his foot stepped on her robe

Genji: Oh sorry I didn't notice

Dark Historia: *demon voice* you dare mess with the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD!

Genji: Well King Of The Monsters

Dark Historia: Wait I remember you, aren't you the one who ate the last red blood cupcake and aren't you friends with my husband

Genji: The second one yes and the first hehe yeah.....shit

Historia forms blood weapons: THE LAST ONE WAS MINE!!!!!

Genji: WAS YOUR NAME ON IT, NO IT WASN'T!

Historia's eyes started to fill with flames as they literally burn some of the things around her

Genji:

Genji gets tortured in the process of this whole back flash as it ends

*Cosmos house*

Doorbell rings

Cosmos: Who's there? *notices a box as it has holes in it*

He opens the box as his eyes are wide open

Genji stares at him and smiles

Genji:

*Flashback Ends*

Cosmos: Yeah I still have nightmares of that shit

Marco : Enough about Evil Christa from another dimension let's get back to the ship

Ethan: Yeah so this huh, yeah I don't ship it

Cosmos: Yeah I got to go with Ethan on this

Annie: So what are the ratings

Christa: 1/10

Reiner: 10/10

Ymir: -999999999999/10

Armin: Same as Ymir's

Eren: 2/10

Crack: *person's response*

Ethan: *his response*

Cosmos: *their response*

Everyone else: 3/10

Genji: I'll give it a 4/10

Reiner: So what's next?

Petra, Annie, and Eren looking at the notes

Eren: Ok it's between a horse and a smart ass

Genji: *laughing* Yep I know which one this is!

Cosmos: Yeah Next Ship *shoots a bullet at the screen as it turns black*

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