Armin X Jean

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Armin: I DON'T REMEMBER THIS AT ALL, PLUS I'D RATHER KISS RAINBOW DASH INSTEAD OF HORSE FACE HERE!

Genji: Relax I took this picture in a different dimension, why the fuck would you and Jean basically kiss eachother than fuck!?

Christa: .....what?

Genji: You have no idea how wierd it was after I took this picture and since I had to hid for no one to see me I had to wait in the room for 5 hour

Maya: The multiverse is wierd

Ethan: Definitely, I one time went to a universe where I was nice, WHY WOULD I BE NICE!?

Crack: That isn't that bad

Ethan: IT IS FOR ME!

Genji: What was I like there!?

Cosmos: Oh you were a animal killing everyone you saw instead of Angela

Genji: Oh thank god

Cosmos: As for me, instead of vodka I DRANK SODA!

Everyone: *face palm*

Jean: Well fuck this ship, I'd rather kiss a horse than this idiot

Hanji: You realise that he was able to figure out who Reiner and Annie were right!?

Bertholdt: Who's the idiot now- *Genji bites on Bertholdt and starts shaking him around*

Ethan: What the fuck!

Genji: *drops Bertholdt* What he's annoying!

Historia: That reminds me, in are dimension are Bertholdt called you weak

Genji: *pyro's flamethrower* Welp tell him he's dead the next time I see him!

Ethan: Oh my god....

Maya: By the way Jean you said you rather kiss a horse rather than Armin so do it

Jean: Do I have to

Mikasa: Yes to prove that you rather kiss a horse than Armin

Jean: Fine

Jean kisses the horse as everyone was filming it

Historia: We are definitely posting this on Instagram

Crack: #IKissedAHorseAndILikedIt

Mikasa: Haha

Cosmos: By the way what are the ratings for this ship?

Christa: Thumbs down negative infinity

Marco and Armin: Same here

Jean: *mumbling* probably 1/10

Genji: *recording audio* Yeah he gives it a one out of ten

Christa: *hugging armin as he blushes* you stay away from him!

Everyone: 0/10

Maya: (author response)

Ethan: (author response)

Crack: (author response)

Cosmos: (author response)

Angela: No just no

Genji: Yeah fuck this ship

Eren: So what's the next one?

Angela: *holding clipboard* Yeah it's between a blond hair girl and a idiot titan

Everyone looks at Reiner

Reiner: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!

Annie: Oh please the only pictures with me and him, is when I beat his ass

Genji: Yeah that's right but I have to get stuff that will make people want to read this stuff

Reiner and Annie: Uh fine

Genji: By the way the new lion king sucked that's all I'll say

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