Hi my name is derp and my life is pretty weird !!!!
I am just in the wrong place at the wrong time. before you stop reading this and go some where else I wouldn't because ... well I have got one heck of a story for you.
It's all started on September something...... 2014 Ahhh a new school year, year 8! .... secondary school CREEPY!!!
I was walking to school and I went passed a shop that everyone goes in to get sweet and drinks and stuff after school, and I noticed a pigeon at the to of the roof... I paused for a second and stated at it, it's stared back. I thought nothing of it so carried on walking.
When I got to the bottom of the road the exacted same DAMM PIGIN was there. It flow over my head and crapped all over me!!!! OMG THAT WAS SOOOOO ANNOYING, it took me 1 whole hour to do my hair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I quickly ran home to... well clean up, then realised I had 3 mins to get to school!
I ran out the door ran down the road and....... oh no the pigeon was there staring at me! I thought no no I'm not going to let this pigeon make me late in my first day of school!!
